CMiss Carol
Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new fun phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids?
She thinks, um, we're all little... [Her parents signal to not say the bad word]
CMiss Carol
[angry] Okay, Angelica. If you love Miss Carol at all, you will tell us right now: What does Miss Carol think of her kids?!
She think we're all little...
[The last word is censored by Charlotte's terrified scream]
DrewOh, no!
[Watching this on TV, Didi, Lou, and Stu are shocked]
CMiss Carol
That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here!
But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Carol!
CMiss Carol
[hysterically] You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! I have said it before and I will say it again! [laughs maniacally] You're all little...
[The last word is censored by a test pattern screen]
See? See? She did say it!
[giggles] Choo-choo, train! Hey, Mr. Train! Choo-choo! [laughs] Choo-choo, everybody!
You're good with trains, Chuckie!
Choo-choo! A funny train, too. Choo-choo!
[In the kitchen, Minka and Boris are showing Stu and Didi a guide booklet about a scenic train ride. Stu is reading the paper, and looks over nervously at Chuckie playing with his toy train]
An old-fashioned train, taking us to Little Biendeltown. It's like a dream come true. [hands the booklet to Didi]
Biendeltown? "A recreation of the Old Country with all its' whimsical charms."
BBoris
Whimsical, schmimsical. It's got dust and a yak. For this I need a two-day train ride?!
What do you know? [to Didi] It's our second honeymoon! Why don't you all come with us?
What? I'm gonna talk to HIM for eighteen hours? [points to Boris eating his meal]
I've never been on a scenic train trip before. Think of the sights we'll see on the way! Doesn't that sound fun, Stu?
[Stu looks up from his newspaper and grins nervously. Back in the playpen, Chuckie continues playing with his toy train]
Choo-choo! Choo-choo, everybody!
Oh, kids! Guess what? We're going to ride on a real train! We even get to sleep on it overnight. Isn't that exciting? [walks back into the kitchen]
With the wheelies and the chugga-chugga and everything!
What do you mean, Chuckie? I thought you love trains.
REAL trains don't have a string to pull with. They just go all by themselves! Nothing can stop them!
It's OK, Chuckie. A real train's just like your toy train. It just needs to be bigger-er so the grownups can play with them!
[picks up his toy engine] I don't know, Tommy. It's kinda scary.
Well, we'll all be there and, um... I know! You can bring your old pal Wawa!
Yeah! So I won't be a-scared all by myself.
[It cuts to Drew's house. In the kitchen, Charlotte is trying to type on her laptop computer as Angelica plays with her Cynthia doll]
Drew
Charlotte, this is a family trip. Two relaxing days on a train. I want you to promise: NO business. [closes the screen on Charlotte's laptop]
[opens her laptop] Well, I don't see why a person ca...
Drew
[clears throat] Charlotte!
[annoyed] All right, fine!
[to her Cynthia doll] You hear that, Cynthia? We're going on a train trip! Time to break out all those extra EXTRA special accessories. [leaves the kitchen with Cynthia]
[Some time later, it cuts to the city train station. A singing bird flies past. But then]
Drew
[offscreen] CHARLOTTE!
[The train departs the station, and we see the main adults inside the lounge car with the two detectives and Dwayne serving coffee]
1Detective 1
[with a notepad] I need you to report any suspicious activities you might have witnessed.
[softly to the detective] Uh, between you and me, I never liked the looks of that guy. [gestures to Dwayne]
DDwayne
Anyone want coffee?
[holding a cup] All right, Dwaynie! Java me up!
[Dwayne pours coffee into Betty's cup]
And I wanted so much for this to be our second honeymoon. [she looks at Boris sleeping and frowns, but when she turns her head Boris smiles]
[looking at the route map] We should be near Cough Drop Pass.
[reading from the guide booklet] Where years of natural erosion have formed the stone replica of soothing lozenge.
[Didi and Kira start to look out the window, but Detective 1 walks up to them]
1Detective 1
I have a couple of questions; standard procedure, if you'll come this way.
[Didi and Kira look at each other and then get up, just missing the Cough Drop Pass as the train passes by it. Drew and Stu are standing around looking bored]
Drew
Yeah, OK, there's a thief. [gets an idea] Wanna sneak out and have some fun?
[Drew whispers in Stu's ear, and Stu grins and they high-five. The train continues chugging on as the engine's whistle blows, and in their compartment, the babies watch as Grandpa Lou enters]
OK, sprouts. I'll be taking the next watch to keep you out of trouble.
[The episode starts with a leaf falling down to the picnic table. Betty walks up to the table. Camera pans right to Chaz, who is making the salad. The wind blows it away]
Drew
Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?
Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]
[Howard just dropped a bun to the bottom of the picnic table. Phil grabs the bun. Cut to the babies]
I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.
Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.
Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.
[Angelica takes the bug burger from Phil, she screamed. The babies laughed]
LLulu
They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.
MMiriam
And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!
Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.
You mean traded very expensive.
And look what it cost. It's 100% free.
It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.
Drew
One senior will each pay with adult admission.
MMiriam
It's the best of them all.
LLulu
You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.
Vacation from what? You're all retired.
MMiriam
They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.
You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!
Club Fred? That sounds like fun.
[The chef hat is blown from Stu's head]
You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!
[Cut to a plane flying to the mentioned location. At Club Fred, they are dropped off to the entrance]
[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!
[The others walk in]
What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?
It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.
[She gives the luggage to one of them. They walk with the others]
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