Stu quotes from Rugrats

Mmm. It's lovely at night!

Haven't been here since the 50's! Took the town by storm too! I won 15 jackpots in a row! They flew me home 1st class just to get rid of me!

Drew

Mom said you lost everything but your underwear and came back on a bus!

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CChaz

Don't worry, Chuckie! I'm coming!

Stu

Yeah Chas, This place is great! I'm coming here every weekend!

Angelica

Oh, great.

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Stu, have you seen my running shoes?

Stu

Yea, they're really nice.

No, they're missing! In fact, all my shoes are missing.

Stu

How can a woman lose sixteen pairs of shoes?

I do not have sixteen pairs! It's more like five.

OOfficer

I understand, Stu.

Don't worry, attorney.

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Stu

Pop! Don't go to sleep.

[Grandpa wakes up in shock.] Huh? Wha? What?!

Stu

You said you'd watch the kids, remember?

Oh, of course I remember.

Why don't you call Zippy's Snappy Delivery Deli and just order some lunch for you and the kids? The number's on the speed dial. Just tell them to put it on the Pickles' account.

Oh, all right.

Charlotte

"Angelica, Mommy has to run to a meeting. Give me a kiss!"

[Angelica blows a kiss at Charlotte. Charlotte blows a kiss back at her, then walks away. Didi walks up to Tommy.]

"Bye-bye, Sweetums! Be a good boy."

[Tommy giggles as Didi pats his head. As Didi walks away, Stu waves at Tommy.]

Stu

"Bye, tiger! Bye, Pop!"

[Stu walks away. Didi walks past Grandpa and waves at him.]

"See you in a while, Pop!" [Didi follows Stu, then stops, and turns to face Grandpa.] Oh, and we're trying to take care of their teeth, so, don't order them any junk food, or... or I'll take your teeth away."

[Tommy stares in shock and gasps when he hears this.]

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[Stu is downstairs pouring ginger ale. He spills it when he hears Grandpa scream]

YEOW!

Stu

Huh? [Grandpa is coughing loudly as he enters] What's wrong? Are you okay? What's wrong?

It feels like a lobster's been shaking hands with my tonsils.

[The uvula looks mangled from the pliers]

Stu

Your throat looks awful. That must be one mean bug you've got in there, Pop.

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Stu

Someone's ready for a nap.

I'm glad it was just a dream, Chuckie.

You guys be careful. [He stepped on a Little People toy] Little Louie. [He gasps in horror]

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[The episode begins with Kimi putting a pail of sand down to make a sandcastle, as Tommy and Chuckie builds sandcastles too. As Phil and Lil filling the pails up with water while giggling]

Not me, you.

[While holding the pails but suddenly...they see the smell]

Smells like cinnamon is making me a yummy recipe.

Pie! [As she walks by, knocking down Tommy's sandcastle by accident as her stomach growls] Oh, my tummy's talking.

Tommy's mommy made a pie.

I want to see, give me a booster.

[Phil and Lil giggling, then they helps holding Kimi up to the window, but next as Kimi grabs the pie, but she almost throwed outside]

Uh oh. Oof!

[The pie fells off from an aluminum pie tin as the pie breaks and splats into pieces]

[sighs] Bye-bye pie.

Now what are we supposed to do?

I know, we can make the new pie, but I don't know how.

We do, me and Lil make yummy pies all the time.

Who teach you?

Yeah. You stay here, and will get some ingredients.

[she picks up a rock with dirt] These ants are look pretty dirty. [She puts the ants inside with her pail, then she puts the grass in a dog bowl of water as she picks it up]

[Cuts to Phil and Lil wearing brown paper hats that look like chef hats]

Ahem, ladies and gentlemen. today we have a yummy delicious recipe for you.

It is called "ant wormies mud pie".

The first thing we got to do is get lots of mud.

[As she uses a shovel to dig a piece of mud out from a pail and showing it to Kimi] Look it, it's a little guy.

[The snail gets nervous]

But I don't know threw at me.

Now we add the ingredients. And then we bake a really whole pie if we didn't have lots and lots of juicy wormies.

Okay, but how we got adding some extra special flavor like my mommy does. [He picks up a rock]

What's that?

It's a secret flavor, remember?

[Lil scrapes the mud out of her sneaker and puts it in a dog dish]

Here, maybe we'll have some chopped grass on top.

Uh, uh, uh. This is many grassy boots. This is still got to put one more thing with before we add the finish touches.

Whoa.

Ta-da! A wormy mud pie!

Wait a sec, did you suppose to put a crusty on top?

You got a crusty. [When he and Lil are thinking if they surprised looking at a pie crust, then they put the pie crust on top] This is the bestest pie ever!

Now can I say ta-da?

Okay.

TA-DA!!

You guys, we have to put the new pie back before Tommy's mommy comes back.

I'll do it.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

[Later, as she reaches and puts the pie back on the window and hides] Come on, let's build some sandcastles.

[As Phil, Lil and Kimi walks away, Stu comes by]

Stu

Mmm, smells great. I think I'll have myself to a nice big slice.

[Slurping noise as the episode ends]

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Betty

[sighs] When we take the pups to the amusement park tomorrow night, let's dress them up as monsters! That way, they'll feel more scary than anything they see!

You mean, empower them by tapping into their inner monster?

Kira

Oh, I think it's a wonderful idea! Kimi can be a witch, and Chuckie can be, um... uh... a werewolf!

Chas

A werewolf? I don't know.

Stu

Come on, Chas. Frightening people is what Halloween is all about!

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Minka

That was a nice visit! Now back on the train.

Stu

[He's carrying a sleeping Dil, nervously] For another... eighteen... hours...

Chas

[He takes a photo of Kira posing next to the station clock] That rubber band sure was big!

Angelica

[She and Brett walk up to the train. As Angelica steps on] Come on, Brett. We gotta go.

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[The episode starts with a leaf falling down to the picnic table. Betty walks up to the table. Camera pans right to Chaz, who is making the salad. The wind blows it away]

Drew

Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?

Stu

Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]

[Howard just dropped a bun to the bottom of the picnic table. Phil grabs the bun. Cut to the babies]

I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.

Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.

Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.

I am. Mmm. Delicious.

[Angelica takes the bug burger from Phil, she screamed. The babies laughed]

LLulu

They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.

MMiriam

And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!

Betty

Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.

Stu

You mean traded very expensive.

LLou

And look what it cost. It's 100% free.

Stu

It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.

Drew

One senior will each pay with adult admission.

MMiriam

It's the best of them all.

LLulu

You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.

Stu

Vacation from what? You're all retired.

MMiriam

They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.

You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!

Club Fred? That sounds like fun.

[The chef hat is blown from Stu's head]

Stu

Aw, What the hey?

Betty

You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!

[Cut to a plane flying to the mentioned location. At Club Fred, they are dropped off to the entrance]

Kira

[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!

[The others walk in]

Angelica

What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?

Charlotte

It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.

[She gives the luggage to one of them. They walk with the others]

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Stu

Don't worry, Deed. It's easy as pie. To open, simply tug gently on the Velcro side and [tries to open one but fails] Ya just tug gently and--[falls over, breaking the strap and knocking the drawer out]

Oh, Stu. I hope you didn't put these anyplace else. [looks shocked as there are some in the living room]

[the babies go outside]

What are we going to do? The Dummi Bears didn't work!

[shaking her head] Taking the rattle didn't work.

Water didn't work.

[stops pushing Dil's stroller] I gots a idea! After my daddy mows the lawn, he can't even lift his finger! Maybe that will work for Dil!

That's a great idea Tommy, except Dil can't mow! He can't even walk.

He can if we help him.

[Chuckie and the twins cheer, then the babies all push Dil's stroller and the toy lawnmower and the wagon with the dogs in, who eventually run away]

Dilly's not tired at all.

And now he's making funny sounds. [referring to his stomach growling]

He's gonna poop! Run for your lives! [He hides in the sand box, Phil hides in a bush, Chuckie hides behind the sand box, the girls hide behind a tree, Dil farts, everyone comes out of their hiding places]

Hey, nothing shaked!

Maybe the mowing worked.

AAll

Yay!

[the parents come outside]

Stu

Well, I think the shaking stopped, Deed.

That's a relief. Now, maybe we could put away some of your safety equipment? I mean I'm all for being prepared, Stu, but I'd like to return to normal.

Stu

What's not normal?...You're right, Deed, maybe I did go a bit far. [takes helmet off Lil] I need to come up with a simple approach. Like instant airbags that deploy at the slightest hint of motion!

[removes Kimi's helmet as Phil removes his] At least nothing exploded this time.

We did it, guys. Sorry I gave you too much power, Dilly. And I'm pretty sure you're back to Norman now! Of course, there's only one way to be sure. [has Spiffy and Dil play tug-o'-war with the frog, Spiffy wins] Yup, Dilly's out of power!