Chuckie quotes from Rugrats

What do you mean?

Getting old's fun!

Angelica

No, no, little Phil. Getting old is nothing but misery and woe.

Tommy

Wow. It's too bad you can't stay little like us.

Angelica

Yes. It's too bad I can't stay little like... Wait a minute, that's it!

Chuckie

Uh-oh!

Angelica

Hey, babies! Ready for a game of pin the tail on the diaper? [Chuckie hides the CD under the teddy bear] Hey, Chuckie, what do you got there?

Chuckie

Ah, nothing. We just playing one of the silly games.

Angelica

Hmm. Say, isn’t Spike out there.

Angelica

More wind!

Chuckie

Here you go, Angelica.

Angelica

Thank you, Chuckie. This is the life.

Tommy

Angelica, can I have a turn?

Angelica

Look, if it were up to me, I'd let you sit in the chair but it's against the rules.

I'm not scared of you.

Angelica

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Angelica

Well, then you're making a big mistake, bucko. [launches another water balloon at Josh]

Chuckie

Hey, watch it, Angelica!

Angelica

Give up, cheese-brain?

Tell you what, I'll make ya a deal. We'll, split the babies 50/50.

Angelica

Mm. Who gets the heads?

No, I mean, you take two babies, and I'll take two babies. Couldn't be more fair than that.

Angelica

No way! I came here to get these babies, and I'm not leaving till' I get them all!

Oh, yeah?

Angelica

Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Angelica

Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Angelica

Yeah! [as she pushes Josh, causing him to scratch his arm on the edge of the sandbox]

[wails] Mommy, she pushed me! [wailing as he run away]

Angelica

And don't ever let me catch you picking on my babies again!

And now, let the jousting tournaments beginnith!

Didi

Oh, look! It's the good knight.

Wow. Look it!

Look at the sheeps? What are you looking for Chuckie?

Chuckie

If there's a knight, there's got to be a dragon around here somewhere!

Tommy

Um, is something wrong Chuckie?

Chuckie

No.

Then why are you sitting on the ground all scrunched up like an old bag?

Chuckie

No reason.

Are you hiding something?

Chuckie

[gasping] I'm not hiding anything. I just have to go potty.

So why don't you just go?

Hello.

Charlotte

Yeah, Lloyd. It's me again.

Chuckie

Who's Jack?

Angelica

He's the person that fixes car. Do I have to teach you everything.

Chuckie

I don't like this! I don't like it one bit! [sees hand is in bowl of spaghetti] Pisghetti?

Tommy

Angelica! You were supposed to scare me, not [hiccup] feed me!

Now, what do we do?

Tommy

It's like a big crayon. Just pick some up and color on the leafs.

Chuckie

Ew, this crayon's too mushy.

Yeah, it's just making my fingers sticky.

[eating some] Yeah, but it tastes better than, uh, other things.

Chuckie

I thought you would a monster something.

That's what I saw too, I'm Freddie.

Chuckie

Hi, Freddie. I'm Chuckie.

I got to nice spot by the tree. You wanna sit with me?

Chuckie

Well, I...I was gotta pick some dandy lions.

We could do that. As long as we care for not to get any stuck up on nose.

Stu

Someone's ready for a nap.

Tommy

I'm glad it was just a dream, Chuckie.

Chuckie

You guys be careful. [He stepped on a Little People toy] Little Louie. [He gasps in horror]

Tommy

Hole in five!

Kimi

Two!

A bazillion!

Chuckie

Eleventy!

Purple!

You're opposed to say a number, Phillip!

You guys said em' all already!

Kira

Something's going on with Kimi and Chuckie. Maybe If I got them playing together.

Kira

I can't wait to see what you two build together. What will it be? A spaceship?

Angelica

Ms. Chuckie's Mommy, Can I have a popsicle stick too with a popsicle still on it?

Kira

Sure, Angelica.

Kimi

So, Chuckie.

Angelica

Aaah! Yuck! I asked for a popsicle! Not a SNOT-sicle! [She rubbing her nose]

Chuckie

Sorry. I got to go potty.

Tommy

Chuckie, I've been trying to tell you.

Kimi

Wow! It shaped like a moose!

Chuckie

It is? I mean... I knew that.

Kimi

[She hugged Chuckie] Oh, Chuckie!

Chuckie

[giggles] Choo-choo, train! Hey, Mr. Train! Choo-choo! [laughs] Choo-choo, everybody!

Tommy

You're good with trains, Chuckie!

Chuckie

Choo-choo! A funny train, too. Choo-choo!

Minka

An old-fashioned train, taking us to Little Biendeltown. It's like a dream come true. [hands the booklet to Didi]

Didi

Biendeltown? "A recreation of the Old Country with all its' whimsical charms."

Whimsical, schmimsical. It's got dust and a yak. For this I need a two-day train ride?!

Minka

What do you know? [to Didi] It's our second honeymoon! Why don't you all come with us?

Oy...

Didi

On your honeymoon?

Minka

What? I'm gonna talk to HIM for eighteen hours? [points to Boris eating his meal]

Didi

I've never been on a scenic train trip before. Think of the sights we'll see on the way! Doesn't that sound fun, Stu?

Chuckie

Choo-choo! Choo-choo, everybody!

Didi

Oh, kids! Guess what? We're going to ride on a real train! We even get to sleep on it overnight. Isn't that exciting? [walks back into the kitchen]

Tommy

Wow, a real live train!

With the wheelies and the chugga-chugga and everything!

Kimi

Yeah!

Chuckie

I'm not going.

Tommy

What do you mean, Chuckie? I thought you love trains.

Chuckie

REAL trains don't have a string to pull with. They just go all by themselves! Nothing can stop them!

Tommy

It's OK, Chuckie. A real train's just like your toy train. It just needs to be bigger-er so the grownups can play with them!

Chuckie

[picks up his toy engine] I don't know, Tommy. It's kinda scary.

Tommy

Well, we'll all be there and, um... I know! You can bring your old pal Wawa!

Chuckie

Yeah! So I won't be a-scared all by myself.

Drew

Charlotte, this is a family trip. Two relaxing days on a train. I want you to promise: NO business. [closes the screen on Charlotte's laptop]

Charlotte

[opens her laptop] Well, I don't see why a person ca...

Drew

[clears throat] Charlotte!

Charlotte

[annoyed] All right, fine!

Angelica

[to her Cynthia doll] You hear that, Cynthia? We're going on a train trip! Time to break out all those extra EXTRA special accessories. [leaves the kitchen with Cynthia]

Drew

[offscreen] CHARLOTTE!

Drew

Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?

Stu

Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]

Tommy

I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.

Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.

Chuckie

Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.

I am. Mmm. Delicious.

They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.

And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!

Betty

Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.

Stu

You mean traded very expensive.

And look what it cost. It's 100% free.

Stu

It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.

Drew

One senior will each pay with adult admission.

It's the best of them all.

You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.

Stu

Vacation from what? You're all retired.

They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.

Tommy

You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!

Didi

Club Fred? That sounds like fun.

Stu

Aw, What the hey?

Betty

You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!

Kira

[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!

Angelica

What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?

Charlotte

It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.