Angelica quotes from Rugrats

Cynthia

The Diamond Thief left this very important note! It says...

Moo!

Angelica

What? The thief's a cow?

[repeated lines] I'm Randy Panda!

Cynthia

I know who's in that truck! It's time I deciphered the license plate code! It says...

I'm Randy Panda! I'm Randy Panda!

Angelica

What?! [In a rage, she throws Randy Panda and he breaks]

Kira

Something's going on with Kimi and Chuckie. Maybe If I got them playing together.

Kira

I can't wait to see what you two build together. What will it be? A spaceship?

Angelica

Ms. Chuckie's Mommy, Can I have a popsicle stick too with a popsicle still on it?

Kira

Sure, Angelica.

Kimi

So, Chuckie.

Angelica

Aaah! Yuck! I asked for a popsicle! Not a SNOT-sicle! [She rubbing her nose]

Chuckie

Sorry. I got to go potty.

Tommy

Chuckie, I've been trying to tell you.

Kimi

Wow! It shaped like a moose!

Chuckie

It is? I mean... I knew that.

Kimi

[She hugged Chuckie] Oh, Chuckie!

See ya.

Angelica

Wait! [she trips on a rock mud]

Tommy

Everything's back to norman.

Chuckie

[giggles] Choo-choo, train! Hey, Mr. Train! Choo-choo! [laughs] Choo-choo, everybody!

Tommy

You're good with trains, Chuckie!

Chuckie

Choo-choo! A funny train, too. Choo-choo!

Minka

An old-fashioned train, taking us to Little Biendeltown. It's like a dream come true. [hands the booklet to Didi]

Didi

Biendeltown? "A recreation of the Old Country with all its' whimsical charms."

Whimsical, schmimsical. It's got dust and a yak. For this I need a two-day train ride?!

Minka

What do you know? [to Didi] It's our second honeymoon! Why don't you all come with us?

Oy...

Didi

On your honeymoon?

Minka

What? I'm gonna talk to HIM for eighteen hours? [points to Boris eating his meal]

Didi

I've never been on a scenic train trip before. Think of the sights we'll see on the way! Doesn't that sound fun, Stu?

Chuckie

Choo-choo! Choo-choo, everybody!

Didi

Oh, kids! Guess what? We're going to ride on a real train! We even get to sleep on it overnight. Isn't that exciting? [walks back into the kitchen]

Tommy

Wow, a real live train!

With the wheelies and the chugga-chugga and everything!

Kimi

Yeah!

Chuckie

I'm not going.

Tommy

What do you mean, Chuckie? I thought you love trains.

Chuckie

REAL trains don't have a string to pull with. They just go all by themselves! Nothing can stop them!

Tommy

It's OK, Chuckie. A real train's just like your toy train. It just needs to be bigger-er so the grownups can play with them!

Chuckie

[picks up his toy engine] I don't know, Tommy. It's kinda scary.

Tommy

Well, we'll all be there and, um... I know! You can bring your old pal Wawa!

Chuckie

Yeah! So I won't be a-scared all by myself.

Drew

Charlotte, this is a family trip. Two relaxing days on a train. I want you to promise: NO business. [closes the screen on Charlotte's laptop]

Charlotte

[opens her laptop] Well, I don't see why a person ca...

Drew

[clears throat] Charlotte!

Charlotte

[annoyed] All right, fine!

Angelica

[to her Cynthia doll] You hear that, Cynthia? We're going on a train trip! Time to break out all those extra EXTRA special accessories. [leaves the kitchen with Cynthia]

Drew

[offscreen] CHARLOTTE!

All aboard!

Didi

Come on, kids. We're going on the train! [they walk on board]

Angelica

[with a flourish] Well, Cynthia, say goodbye to your home! Maybe we'll come back someday; maybe not. Angelica Pickles follows the feet of a different plumber! [boards the train]

Didi

And after the train passes each landmark, we can mark it with a little check.

Kira

You really have this worked out!

Minka

That was a nice visit! Now back on the train.

Stu

[He's carrying a sleeping Dil, nervously] For another... eighteen... hours...

Chas

[He takes a photo of Kira posing next to the station clock] That rubber band sure was big!

Angelica

[She and Brett walk up to the train. As Angelica steps on] Come on, Brett. We gotta go.

Charlotte

Get here Jonathan! I'm swamped! Working at home and watching the babies isn't easy for me either, but I've offered them over a weakness, and Angelica would love to help you with the babies.

Angelica

Alright diaper heads, listen up. While I’m gone you can’t touch anything, look at anything or even think about touching or looking at anything especially my new Cynthia Dream Yacht.

Tommy

Why not Angelica?

Angelica

You still going to ask? Because you’re bunch of dumb babies!

Charlotte

Angelica!

Angelica

Oh, I love Lil very, very much!

Charlotte

If I find you being mean to the babies again, your dream yacht is sailing right back to the toy store.

One glass of low-fat no foam cappuccino.

Charlotte

I said fat-free, foam cappuccino. Remember, be nice to the babies like you usually are.

Hi, bestest friend, Angelica!

Angelica

Keep dreaming, snack boy!

[screamed] DO YOU HEAR ME, WORLD?!?! ANGELICA'S BEST FRIEND!!!!

Drew

Do you think it's too late in the season for this, bro?

Stu

Come on. Scared of a little wind? [He laughed]

Tommy

I like making barbecues. Especially when you play in your food.

Pass the potato bug salad, Chuckie.

Chuckie

Coming right up. We're not going to eat you.

I am. Mmm. Delicious.

They have a club somewhere across the Caribbean.

And not just the Caribbean. Club Fred!

Betty

Club Fred? Hey, I heard of that place. Traded very fancy.

Stu

You mean traded very expensive.

And look what it cost. It's 100% free.

Stu

It's not free. It's says two for one coupons.

Drew

One senior will each pay with adult admission.

It's the best of them all.

You said it, sister. It'll be a swell vacation.

Stu

Vacation from what? You're all retired.

They said it's Club Fred. So they allow elders.

Tommy

You hear that, guys? We're going on vacation!

Didi

Club Fred? That sounds like fun.

Stu

Aw, What the hey?

Betty

You hear that, pups? We're going on vacation. THAT MEANS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!

Kira

[admiring] Oh, so beautiful!

Angelica

What's this vacation gonna be like, Mommy?

Charlotte

It's a club full of people and have helpers to get us whatever we want.

Didi

Hello, Angelica.

Angelica

Merry, Christmas, Aunt Didi! I being a very good girl so that Santa will give me lots of presents.

Little girl! Santa is not going to be pleased when he sees what you've done to his door!

Angelica

What, it was like that!

May I ask what you're doing here?

Angelica

Oh! I'm here to collect the presents that Santa was supposed to get me before he quit.

And how do you know you were getting any presents, pray tell?

Angelica

I know because I have been good all year. And if it hadn't have been for those dumb babies, I would have been even nicer.

[He looked very suspicious as he went over to his desk and got out The Book of Good Children] Is that so? Well, let's just see if you are on the list then. Name?

Angelica

Angelica Pickles. [The book opened with a lot of dust poofing out as Hermie began looking through the pages] Ick!

Pickles, Pickles, Pickles... Ah-ha! "Tommy Pickles". "Dil Pickles"... Just as I thought! There's no "Angelica Pickles" on the list.

Angelica

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ON THE LIST?! Listen elf, I have been looking so hard for this place, and I'm not leaving till I get my Christmas presents!

Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you started stealing those cookies and scaring those carolers away... and lie to your friends.

Angelica

[Then she became suspicious] Wait... I thought Santa was supposed to know if I was bad or good?

[He picked up the letters] Santa delegates.

Angelica

What's that mean?

It means I'm overworked and underpaid! Now, if you excuse us, we've got to get back to work! Better luck next year.

Angelica

But what about my Christmas presents?

You have to take that up with the supervisor. [He pointed her to the portrait of Santa]

Angelica

But I've already talked to him, and all he gave me was this dumb-old Reindeer. [She looked at her pockets only to find Prancy wasn't there. But then she was confronted by a real Reindeer with a resemblance that Angelica recognized] Prancy? Prancy, you're alive!

[He walked sadly away from her] I thought we were friends.

Angelica

But we are.

Then why did you call me dumb?

Angelica

I dunno, I call a lot of things dumb. It's not that I mean it or anything.

[He then began to escort Prancy away from Angelica] Come Prancy, I take you back to Santa.

Angelica

Prancy, no! I'm sorry I called you dumb, come back!

[He then turned and reflected her with a question] Why'd you say to Tommy that if Dil never got a Christmas present this year, then he will never have a Christmas for the rest of his life, huh?

Angelica

I had to do something. He was being a goody two-shoes.

[He then began ascending the stairs] I'm sorry to be the one to say this, Angelica, but here in Christmas Land, there is not place for kids like you.

Angelica

But I wanna be in Christmas Land.

Chuckie

There's gotta be another test. Right, Angelica?

Angelica

No! I Quit! [she slips in a mud puddle]