What do you mean, Angelica?
Oh, nothing. I just forgot it for a minute which of you was the favorite kid. But then it came to me. How silly of me; it's so obvious.
The favorite?
What're you talking about, Angelica?
Every family has a favorite kid, right?
They do?
Sure! Look at my family. I'm the favorite. And in Tommy's family, he's the favorite, and Chuckie's the favorite in his family, right?
But, Angelica, our family has two kids. [holds two fingers]
That's right.
So, how can we both be the favorite?
Well, you can't, of course. I guess what it comes down to is: your family's not big enough for the both of ya.
You mean...?
Yep, one of you's the favorite and the other... is the reject.
[Phil and Lil gasp in shock]
Reject?!
The favorite gets all the toys and the attention, and the reject, um... The reject has to live in the basement all by his-self.
[Phil and Lil both gulp nervously]
But which one of us is the reject?
That is the question, isn't it? Guess you'll just have to figure it out for yourselves.
[Angelica leaves the room humming as Phil and Lil look at each other sadly]
Do you think Angelica was right about the favorite?
[shakes his head] Nah, she couldn't be. If Daddy or Mommy had a favorite, they'd be much nicer to him.
You're right. She'd be treated a lot better.
And Mommy and Daddy treat us both the same.
[picks up her ball] Right, exactly the same.
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