JBL quotes from Royal Rumble

[The Great Khali has eliminated seven men, and four lie in the ring] The power, the strength, who can stop the Great Khali?!

Absolutely nobody.

[as the buzzer sounds for entry #30] I'd have second thoughts about coming out...

Here we go!

Maybe there is someone! Maybe there is someone! The legendary Phenom, the Undertaker!

But nobody has come in at #30 and won the Royal Rumble ever.

It's never happened, but Undertaker has faced, he has battled, he has taken out Khali before.

The roof is about to blow off this place!

It doesn't get any better than this!

Throw some gasoline on the fire! My God, I love it!

Who would believe that the 20th Royal Rumble, the most star-studded, is quite frankly the best of them all?!

JBL, right now, who do you think? Who's got the most gas left in the tank?

[as Shawn prepares to superkick the Undertaker] This is how Shawn Michaels eliminated Diesel! Here we go!

Shawn Michaels eliminated Edge like that! [Undertaker catches him] Went for Sweet Chin Music! Got caught! [Undertaker picks him up, and throws him out, winning the Rumble] And Undertaker has eliminated Shawn Michaels! Undertaker is going to WrestleMania!

Oh my gosh!

Here is your winner of the 2007 Royal Rumble: The Undertaker!

For the first time in his illustrious career, the Undertaker has won the Royal Rumble match!

Going to WrestleMania, the main event. The Undertaker, 14-0 in WrestleMania!

[on entry #9] It is the Harvard Law School graduate, David Otunga.

All right! Jennifer Hudson's husband!

Otunga entering his third Royal Rumble match. All three of us here at ringside have been part of the Royal Rumble match. John, you've actually been in five in your career; one year, you lasted nearly 36 minutes, as Otunga goes right after Goldust.

You'd been in one, hadn't you, Michael?

Yeah, last year, I lasted...

How long did you last?

Almost two minutes.

Did anybody last less than you?

Yes.

Who?

Jerry "The King" Lawler.

How long did he last?

Less than a minute.

You lasted longer than Jerry Lawler?

Yes.

Wow. Did you beat him at WrestleMania too?

Yes.

Hey, listen. I've stopped listening, you can stop talking.

Kofi just landed on Tensai's back! Kofi's still alive!

Wait a minute, Kofi's not disqualified!

No, Kofi's still alive. [Tensai puts Kofi Kingston on the Spanish announce table] Kofi didn't hit the floor. Tensai...they gotta get Tensai out of here.

Oh, he's in a predicated now because Kofi's not been eliminated. But how the hell can Kofi Kingston get back to the ring? It's impossible.

He's like a bird when the world's on fire! Where do you land?! [Kingston is now standing on the table, considering jumping to the ring] What's he gonna do now?

What did they use to do in Star Trek, teleport themselves? That's what Kofi'd better try to do here.

Jump! Jump, Carl Lewis, jump for it!

I don't think there's anybody that's gonna beam...

He's gonna try! Jump for it!

...beam him all the way into the ring.

[to JBL] The chair!

For what?

Come on, just give me your chair!

Chair for what?

Come on, just give him your chair. He wants it.

[getting up] I gotta see this. I've gotta see this. [JBL hands his chair to Kingston] I gotta see this! I gotta see this! This is gonna be good! I don't know what he's gonna do!

Meanwhile, high drama, high drama building ringside.

[as Kingston stands on the chair] This is unbelievable!

Kofi's not been eliminated. Kingston is still alive.

I love it!

Look at the referees staring Kofi down.

This is awesome! This is incredible!

He's using the chair like a pogo stick!

I get an assist!

Kofi Kingston, give the assist to Bradshaw...

That's the craziest thing I've ever seen!

I can't believe it!

Kofi's safe.

Kofi's still in the Rumble! Now give me my chair back!

Oh, whoa-whoa-whoa...

Ryback eliminated!

HE'S GONE! HE'S GONE!

John Cena is going to WrestleMania!

The winner of the Royal Rumble: John Cena!

John Cena has done it!

The 10-time WWE Champion is going back to the dance, to the main stage, to the grandest of them all, WrestleMania!

John Cena has made history tonight. John Cena becomes only the fourth man to win two Royal Rumble matches.

There was Austin, there was Shawn Michaels, there was Hogan, and now there's Cena!

I think we are gonna see the most electrifying move in all of sports!

Look at the people! Look at the people!

That's because it's the People's Elbow!

What's happening?

What the... who the hell?! Wait a minute! Someone's destroying our announce table! Who the hell is that?! They're attacking Rock! Holy cow, King! King, look at who that is! Oh, my God, it's The Shield!

No!

The Shield! The Shield! That was The Shield! And they just triple-powerbombed Rock through the table! [The lights come back on, revealing The Rock laid out on the dismantled announce table, CM Punk lying in the ring] Ladies and gentlemen, th...King, that was The Shield!

The referee didn't see it! The referee doesn't see it! He has no idea The Shield did that! He's got no idea!

[referee Mike] Chioda, that was The Shield!

Shut up, you stooge!

I think they did something to the referee too! I think The Shield did something to the referee!

Day 435 will be tomorrow for CM Punk! Admit it now, Michael! He's the best in the world!

The winner of this match and still WWE Champion: CM Punk!

This is absolutely horrendous!

It's all fair, Michael, in love and war! CM Punk is the best in the world! Now would you please acknowledge...

No, we're gonna acknowledge it.

How is that fair?! We watched The Shield, three feet away from us, walk out here and triple-bomb The Rock through a table!

Michael, I saw the exact same thing you saw! Michael Chioda, the referee, didn't see it! CM Punk is about to leave the Royal Rumble Champion!

So you're saying it's not cheating if you don't get caught.

That is ex...oh, you're one to talk, King!

Seems to me that, CM Punk, your celebration is over! I told you if The Shield got involved in your match-up, we would strip you of the Championship!

Yeah! Yeah!

Oh, I know! I know, technically, we couldn't see The Shield involved, right? So that means we're all stupid, it wasn't The Shield? CM Punk, it is my duty as Chairman of the Board...

Oh boy. Yeah!

Oh, shut up, cheerleader.

Oh boy!

...to officially...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We ain't ending this night like that. You don't take it from him. I am. Restart the match now!

This match is over!

[after a few moments of deliberation] You heard the man, restart the match!

That's why The Rock's the People's Champion! Give the people what they want! Give them a conclusion!

This is vintage Rock!

Here it comes! Another People's Elbow! [Rock hits the Elbow on Punk] Yes!

What do you gotta do to beat this guy?!

Cover, hook of the leg. [Chioda counts to three] THE ROCK HAS DONE IT! THE ROCK HAS DONE IT! THE ROCK HAS DONE IT!

[over Cole] You're kidding me! You're kidding me!

The winner of this match...and NEW WWE Champion: The Rock!

The ten-year wait is over!

Unbelievable!

The Rock is again People's Champion!

Ten years, just like Muhammad Ali came back and won the World Championship, The Rock, the Great One!

Kofi Kingston on the barricade. Kofi Kingston went over the top rope, guys, but remember he's not been eliminated.

That's right, Kofi Kingston's still in it.

Kofi Kingston has been a highlight reel of spectacular moves in the past...

Guys, guys, come on, he's a mile away from the ring.

He is that.

I know he's not out, but he might as well be.

Last year, he borrowed my chair.

What is Kofi gonna do here?

He'll do what he can do. What's he trying to do?

I don't think he can fly.

He can't fly. This is impossible.

Kofi King...

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

WHAT?!

Kofi Kingston just turned into Bob Beamon!

He's hopped on chairs, he's walked on his hands, he's used a human bridge.

Unbelievable!

[cont'd] He's leaped from the barricade to the ring. He's the Royal Rumble Highlight Reel!

Guys, I just said he can't fly, but I believe he can.

[after the buzzer sounds for entry #20] Los Matadores! Which one, though?

Diego and Fernando. And of course, [El Torito charges through their capes] they brought the bull. [El Torito charges to the ring] Hey, wait a minute! El Torito is in the Rumble?!

I think he is!

JBL, you seem to know all your Royal Rumble facts. Has somebody won from every position of entering?

No, they haven't. #6, #7, #9, #10, there's a few spots that nobody has won.

You have way too much time on your hands.

It's called research, guys. It's what I do.

He knows Willie Nelson's middle name.

It's a Roman Reigns moment. Is it his night? [Reigns flings Batista, but Batista reverses and tosses Reigns out, winning the Rumble] Roman Reigns eliminated! Batista's going to WrestleMania!

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2014 Royal Rumble: Batista!

Batista is going to headline WrestleMania XXX for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship!

What a showing, though, by Roman Reigns. 13 Superstars eliminated by that one man.

[on entry #18: Adam Rose, accompanied by his Rosebuds] First Royal Rumble. Three people had a 100% success rate in the Royal Rumble—Brock Lesnar, Big John Studd, and Mr. McMahon.

Lookit!

[as the Rosebuds carry Kingston around the corner] But Kofi's not on the ground. Kofi's not on the ground.

Thrown all the way over the top rope, [Rusev flings Rose into the ring] but caught by the Rosebuds.

Both feet have to hit the floor, [The Rosebuds prop Kingston onto the ring, then make their way back] and Kofi Kingston...

Those idiot Rosebuds! How stupid can they possibly be?!

Adam Rose eliminated by Rusev!

And no Rosebuds to catch him!

Where were the Rosebuds?! Where did they go?! What a bunch of goofs. You can't trust a guy that dresses up like a hot dog!

Like you said, Michael, what's gonna happen between Kane and Big Show when they get rid of Roman Reigns? [Big Show tries to push Kane out with Roman] There's what's gonna happen! Look!

Big Show, I think...I think he was trying to keep Kane in the match.

I don't think so. I think he was trying to eliminate Kane and Roman Reigns at the same time.

That's what Kane believes.

Here they go!

Haymakers landed by these two massive men. [Both grab each other by the neck near the ropes] This is a test of wills right here.

Hey, Roman Reigns! Roman Reigns!

He's got 'em! Can he do it?!

Eliminates both men! Eliminates Big Show and Kane! Roman Reigns!

Roman Reigns has won the Royal Rumble!

Roman Reigns is headed to WrestleMania!