Michael, JBL and others in “Unfinished Business”

Kofi just landed on Tensai's back! Kofi's still alive!

Wait a minute, Kofi's not disqualified!

No, Kofi's still alive. [Tensai puts Kofi Kingston on the Spanish announce table] Kofi didn't hit the floor. Tensai...they gotta get Tensai out of here.

Oh, he's in a predicated now because Kofi's not been eliminated. But how the hell can Kofi Kingston get back to the ring? It's impossible.

He's like a bird when the world's on fire! Where do you land?! [Kingston is now standing on the table, considering jumping to the ring] What's he gonna do now?

What did they use to do in Star Trek, teleport themselves? That's what Kofi'd better try to do here.

Jump! Jump, Carl Lewis, jump for it!

I don't think there's anybody that's gonna beam...

He's gonna try! Jump for it!

...beam him all the way into the ring.

[to JBL] The chair!

For what?

Come on, just give me your chair!

Chair for what?

Come on, just give him your chair. He wants it.

[getting up] I gotta see this. I've gotta see this. [JBL hands his chair to Kingston] I gotta see this! I gotta see this! This is gonna be good! I don't know what he's gonna do!

Meanwhile, high drama, high drama building ringside.

[as Kingston stands on the chair] This is unbelievable!

Kofi's not been eliminated. Kingston is still alive.

I love it!

Look at the referees staring Kofi down.

This is awesome! This is incredible!

He's using the chair like a pogo stick!

I get an assist!

Kofi Kingston, give the assist to Bradshaw...

That's the craziest thing I've ever seen!

I can't believe it!

Kofi's safe.

Kofi's still in the Rumble! Now give me my chair back!