[on entry #18: Adam Rose, accompanied by his Rosebuds] First Royal Rumble. Three people had a 100% success rate in the Royal Rumble—Brock Lesnar, Big John Studd, and Mr. McMahon.
[As he says this, Rusev throws Kofi Kingston out of the ring over Adam's head, but Kingston is caught by the Rosebuds]
Lookit!
[as the Rosebuds carry Kingston around the corner] But Kofi's not on the ground. Kofi's not on the ground.
Thrown all the way over the top rope, [Rusev flings Rose into the ring] but caught by the Rosebuds.
Both feet have to hit the floor, [The Rosebuds prop Kingston onto the ring, then make their way back] and Kofi Kingston...
Those idiot Rosebuds! How stupid can they possibly be?!
[As he says this, Rusev eliminates Rose on the same side as Kingston, who rolls back in]
Adam Rose eliminated by Rusev!
And no Rosebuds to catch him!
Where were the Rosebuds?! Where did they go?! What a bunch of goofs. You can't trust a guy that dresses up like a hot dog!
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