Jerry Lawler quotes from Royal Rumble

#27, the luckiest number in the field. Four winners over the years from this spot. Who has it?

Wait a minute, King.

What?

I think I know what this means.

Yeah, Corey, you could get your wish.

Oh, my God, this may be the greatest moment of my life. [Entry #27, Enzo Amore, enters] This idiot, Enzo Amore, is gonna have to go face-to-face with the Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar.

This poor schmuck, just turn around and go back to the locker room.

Keep running, Enzo. Keep running straight ahead into the storm. I am begging you, Enzo.

Lesnar with a big smirk on his face.

Put your shirt back on and go back home, Enzo.

Or just use it as a blindfold because you're about to be in front of a firing squad.

Lesnar turned Enzo inside-out.

Oh. He's history already. That didn't take long.

Enzo eliminated by Brock Lesnar.

We are down to Reigns and Orton!

Reigns is gonna do it!

Will Roman Reigns win the Rumble match for the second time in three years?

I knew it all along. Roman Reigns is gonna...

RKO! RKO by Randy Orton! [As Reigns gets to his feet, Orton clotheslines him out of the ring, winning the Rumble] Randy Orton wins the Rumble! Randy Orton's going to WrestleMania!

I was right!

Here is your winner: Randy Orton!

The Viper strikes WrestleMania paydirt!

This is a Randy Orton rebirth! Amazing!

Randy Orton becomes the seventh man to win two or more Rumbles. Randy Orton's won his second Rumble in eight years.

[ on the #6 entry, Elias] Well, you don't have to sing a lullaby; everybody's already asleep out here.

[the #6 entry] Hello, I am Elias.

[as Elias strums his way to the ring] Elias's lullabies are the #1 cause of insomnia in the world.

Well, he has a reason to believe, as he heads his way to the ring after everybody's been taken out. First Rumble match for Elias, and I believe the first time anyone's ever played guitar on his way to the ring in the Royal Rumble.

I've got one question for everyone here tonight: [joined by crowd] Who wants to walk with Elias?!

All of Philly does.

Now, I am here to let you all know that time is just an illusion. [Enters the ring] And the only thing that's real is the light that shines within me. Now, that countdown clock will not start until I give you all the performance of the year.

Oh, no.

The clock has stopped?

I certainly hope not.

So right now, I need you all to silence your cell phones, hold your applause, and shut your mouths.

What?! He can't say that in Philadelphia.

It's Elias's night, it's Elias's night

[as the crowd counts down from ten] Uh-oh. The clock didn't stop, Elias.

Corey, are you glad he got rid of the guitar.

I've never been happier.

[on the #11 entry, Sheamus] Representing The Bar, they have a Tag Team Championship opportunity later tonight, but it's the Celtic Warrior, Sheamus. Guys, back in 2012, Sheamus won the Royal Rumble Match.

Oh, not again, Heath.

There, you got in the ring, Heath. He's in the ring. [The very moment Sheamus enters and stands upright, Heath clotheslines him out of the ring, eliminating him] AAHHH!

Oh, no!

Oh, my God! Slater eliminated Sheamus on Sheamus's birthday! Tonight is Sheamus's birthday, and he was eliminated by Slater!

Sheamus's birthday's on Rusev Day?!

That's the worst present ever. I can't believe it.

Roman Reigns trying to power Shinsuke over the top. [Nakamura escapes Reigns's grasp and bounces off the ropes, missing a clothesline in the process] Reigns...

[Nakamura slides and hits a Kinshasa on Reigns] Oh, no!

OH MY GOD!

Shinsuke connects, right in the face!

Oh, no! No, Roman!

And now Shinsuke Nakamura...

Oh wait, he got him!

No no no no no no, wait! ACK!

[Nakamura throws Reigns out, winning the Rumble] ...ELIMINATES ROMAN REIGNS! SHINSUKE NAKAMURA IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

I called it! I called it!

Here is your winner of the Royal Rumble match: Shinsuke Nakamura!

Guys, Shinsuke Nakamura lasted almost 45 minutes in this match to pick up the victory in his Royal Rumble match debut tonight!

As much as Nakamura has accomplished in his storied career around the world, there is nobody that gets in this industry that doesn't dream of doing it at WrestleMania. Congratulations to the King of Strong Style!

2 years ago to the month, Shinsuke Nakamura signed his WWE contract, and now Shinsuke Nakamura is headed to WrestleMania!

Much like Strowman did at the Greatest Royal Rumble, looking to dominate again here tonight and eliminate Seth Rollins, and get the matchup and the champion of his choice at WrestleMania.

Brock Lesnar or Daniel Bryan? [Strowman dumps Rollins over the top rope, but Rollins stands up on the apron, and headlocks Strowman]

Oh, oh... W-w-w-w-w-w-w-wait! Wait! Wait!

And now Seth Rollins, now trying to eliminate Strowman! Strowman in trouble; top rope! Rollins trying to wrestle him down to the floor!

Rollins has a death grip on his head!

[Rollins takes Strowman over the top rope, onto the apron] Strowman trying to hang on; both men are on the apron of the ring!

Ohh… [Rollins, still with a headlock on Strowman, is overpowered by Strowman who lifts Rollins onto his shoulders]

And again, the power of Strowman. Look at Strowman! [Rollins slips out] Rollins, though...

[Rollins pushes Strowman into the steel post] Whoa!

Posting Strowman! Strowman still on the apron.

[Rollins superkicks Strowman in the gut, taking Strowman down] Oh!

Rollins to the midsection!

One foot.

Strowman still staying alive! Rollins...

[Rollins Curb Stomps Strowman] OH! ACK!

[Strowman careens to the floor, winning Rollins the Rumble] SETH ROLLINS WINS!

OH MY GOD!

ROLLINS IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

Whoa-oh!

Here is your winner: Seth Rollins!

Seth Rollins is going to WrestleMania! Seth Rollins has won the Royal Rumble match!

The Goddess trying to eliminate God's Greatest Creation. [Mandy has landed on Otis, who's lying outside the ring] OH!

What?!

Otis?!

Otis?!

Mandy never touched the floor!

The feet never touched the floor, the feet touched... Otis.

Mandy landed on Otis?!

That's a good man. That is a good, good man.

Forget John Cusack in Say Anything, that was the sweetest thing I've ever seen happen!

Mandy Rose is still in this.

That was amazing. Look at Otis, he's so proud of himself.

I don't want to look at him; I can smell him!

Right now, Baszler right in at... back in it, but Charlotte -

[Charlotte Flair, on the apron, clamps the neck of Shayna Baszler with her legs and takes her over the top rope and out, winning the Rumble] Whoa!

Charlotte Flair is going to WrestleMania!

Here is your winner: Charlotte Flair!

I TOLD you guys I was right. This is awesome!

She lasted 27:19 from the #17 position, and it was enough to punch her ticket to WrestleMania!

And now Ripley and Belair, center of the ring... hold on a sec! [Rhea Ripley attempts to hit Riptide on Bianca Belair, but Belair escapes and takes Ripley up for the KOD] Looking for Riptide.

Oh no! Oh no!

OH...

Belair!

Oh!

Belair with the KOD... [Belair attempts the KOD, but Ripley lands on her feet] no! Ripley lands on her feet.

Oh, this is great... Oh! Oh, no!

Ripley over the top...

[Belair throws Ripley out, winning the Rumble] Oh, no!

BIANCA BELAIR IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

Here is your winner: Bianca Belair!

I gotta tell you... I told you, King! Congratulations Bianca Belair! The EST is headed to WrestleMania!