Tom Phillips quotes from Royal Rumble

Tonight, y'all will witness history. My name is Lacey Evans, and I am the one and only true lady of WWE. And I am here to clean up this entire women's division.

Lacey Evans just soaking it in.

[as the music sounds for entry #2: Natalya] You don't get these moments very often, Tom, but now, Beth, your girl!

I hope Lacey enjoyed it while she had it.

[as Naomi, in danger of elimination, walks the barrier] This is incredible. Never mind the fact that I'm disconsolate because Mandy Rose got eliminated, Naomi still hasn't been. [Naomi wobbles a little] This is nuts.

Again, both feet have not touched the floor, Naomi is still technically not eliminated.

I don't trust that guy with the red beard, he's probably gonna try and trip her.

I feel like I should hold my breath.

[as Naomi eyes the ring steps] There is no way, that is way too far.

Heck of a long jump for Naomi. Hey, wait a minute... [Mandy Rose yanks her down, eliminating her] Mandy Rose still eliminates Naomi!

That was magnificent!

Naomi's gonna beat her in the parking lot afterwards.

Hey, calm down over there! That was wonderful!

[As Charlotte Flair, who has been attacking an injured Becky Lynch (replacing Lana) for several minutes, prepares to charge at Lynch, who has to use the ropes to get up] The Queen has become fixated on the injured leg of Becky Lynch, and the Man can barely stand.

Charlotte Flair getting methodical, not giving any opportunities to Becky Lynch. She's measuring her.

[Flair charges at Lynch with a kick, but Lynch ducks and sends Flair over the top rope] Oh, Charlotte Flair... [Flair lands on the apron] Charlotte Flair sent over the top! Sent over the top!

[Lynch clotheslines Flair] OH!

Charlotte Flair...

[Flair falls to the floor, winning Lynch the Rumble] OH!

CHARLOTTE FLAIR'S BEEN ELIMINATED! BECKY LYNCH IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

Here is your winner: Becky Lynch!

BECKY DID IT! BECKY DID IT! MAN, OH MAN!

The Goddess trying to eliminate God's Greatest Creation. [Mandy has landed on Otis, who's lying outside the ring] OH!

What?!

Otis?!

Otis?!

Mandy never touched the floor!

The feet never touched the floor, the feet touched... Otis.

Mandy landed on Otis?!

That's a good man. That is a good, good man.

Forget John Cusack in Say Anything, that was the sweetest thing I've ever seen happen!

Mandy Rose is still in this.

That was amazing. Look at Otis, he's so proud of himself.

I don't want to look at him; I can smell him!

Right now, Baszler right in at... back in it, but Charlotte -

[Charlotte Flair, on the apron, clamps the neck of Shayna Baszler with her legs and takes her over the top rope and out, winning the Rumble] Whoa!

Charlotte Flair is going to WrestleMania!

Here is your winner: Charlotte Flair!

I TOLD you guys I was right. This is awesome!

She lasted 27:19 from the #17 position, and it was enough to punch her ticket to WrestleMania!

And now Ripley and Belair, center of the ring... hold on a sec! [Rhea Ripley attempts to hit Riptide on Bianca Belair, but Belair escapes and takes Ripley up for the KOD] Looking for Riptide.

Oh no! Oh no!

OH...

Belair!

Oh!

Belair with the KOD... [Belair attempts the KOD, but Ripley lands on her feet] no! Ripley lands on her feet.

Oh, this is great... Oh! Oh, no!

Ripley over the top...

[Belair throws Ripley out, winning the Rumble] Oh, no!

BIANCA BELAIR IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!

Here is your winner: Bianca Belair!

I gotta tell you... I told you, King! Congratulations Bianca Belair! The EST is headed to WrestleMania!