[on the #11 entry, Sheamus] Representing The Bar, they have a Tag Team Championship opportunity later tonight, but it's the Celtic Warrior, Sheamus. Guys, back in 2012, Sheamus won the Royal Rumble Match.
Oh, not again, Heath.
[Sheamus tosses Heath Slater, who has been unable to enter the match in 11 minutes, into the ring]
There, you got in the ring, Heath. He's in the ring. [The very moment Sheamus enters and stands upright, Heath clotheslines him out of the ring, eliminating him] AAHHH!
Oh, no!
Oh, my God! Slater eliminated Sheamus on Sheamus's birthday! Tonight is Sheamus's birthday, and he was eliminated by Slater!
Sheamus's birthday's on Rusev Day?!
That's the worst present ever. I can't believe it.
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