[ on the #6 entry, Elias] Well, you don't have to sing a lullaby; everybody's already asleep out here.
[the #6 entry] Hello, I am Elias.
[as Elias strums his way to the ring] Elias's lullabies are the #1 cause of insomnia in the world.
Well, he has a reason to believe, as he heads his way to the ring after everybody's been taken out. First Rumble match for Elias, and I believe the first time anyone's ever played guitar on his way to the ring in the Royal Rumble.
I've got one question for everyone here tonight: [joined by crowd] Who wants to walk with Elias?!
All of Philly does.
Now, I am here to let you all know that time is just an illusion. [Enters the ring] And the only thing that's real is the light that shines within me. Now, that countdown clock will not start until I give you all the performance of the year.
Oh, no.
The clock has stopped?
I certainly hope not.
So right now, I need you all to silence your cell phones, hold your applause, and shut your mouths.
When I win the Rumble, I'll finally show respect to this place
I walked to the Rocky statue, and I spit right in his face
What?! He can't say that in Philadelphia.
It's Elias's night, it's Elias's night
[as the crowd counts down from ten] Uh-oh. The clock didn't stop, Elias.
Corey, are you glad he got rid of the guitar.
I've never been happier.
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