Bonnie quotes from Roseanne

Dan

Something is about to occur that is gonna wish you were to woke up as a different person, in a different house, in a different country, on a different planet.

Croissants!

What about her friends? What if she's hanging around with a bad influence?

Roseanne

[Scoffs] No, Darlene always was the bad influence.

Roseanne

[at a customer] You did too order salami. Yes ya did. Yes ya did. Then why'd you take a big ol' bite out of it?

[on the phone] Oh, she's doing much better, Dan.

Roseanne

Eat it or wear it.

Any of you ladies have a request?

How 'bout doing the dishes once in a while?

I don't know that one!

Who was that?

Roseanne

That was my lovely neighbor.

Oh, the ice-pop lady, eh?

Roseanne

Mm-hm, frozen solid with a great big old stick up her butt.