Something is about to occur that is gonna wish you were to woke up as a different person, in a different house, in a different country, on a different planet.
[Behind him, the doorbell rings. Dan opens the door to reveal Edgar and Bonnie standing there, all smiles, carrying a box]
Croissants!
[Dan and Roseanne are speechless]
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