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Rock Paper Scissors · Season 1, Episode 15

Lou, Scissors and others in “Unfinished Business”

[The trio are knitting a friendship blanket together while singing a song when they hear a banging sound from the door]

[off-screen] It's Lou. Let me in.

Shoot, it's the landlord!

Don't answer it. I don't want to deal with that pile of garbage.

Paper! He's not that bad.

No, I mean, he's literally trash.

[Rock opens the door, revealing Lou, a grumpy landlord standing in the doorway]

Lou, can you please put on pants?

Pants? What am I, rich? You'd think I work on Wall Street? Oh, look at me. I wear pants and own a sports team. Why don't I buy a Lamborghini, too, wear that around my legs?

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