Mario quotes from Robot Chicken

You know, Donkey Kong, at $137 a barrel, this is a tremendous a-waste. [takes a barrel] I keep it a-now.

Mother, Father, this is my boyfriend Mario.

Charmed to finally meet your acquaintance, Mari- [back away] Oh! Did a pig [bleep] out a dead fetus in here?

[sniffs] Oh-ho-ho! I beg-a your forgiveness. I come-a here through the sewer line. [chime plays] Eh?

Mario's a plumber.

So he commutes through human waste?

And he's Italian.

Oh, okay. Say no more.

Did you lose something, Mario?

Hey, hey! I-a found-a one! [holds up a coin]

[chuckles] Yes, in OUR sofa.

And there it goes.

So I says, "Eh, paisan, toilet paper and-a paper towels - They ain't the same thing!" [laughs]

[sarcastically] Mmm, another clogged toilet story. What a delightful compliment to our mushroom soup.

[shocked] Mushrooms?! Ay-yi-yi! [sneezes, and grows bigger]

Remind me to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon.

I'm so sorry. I have a few allergies. [slides towards the wall, bumps into a flower, and turns into Fire Mario] Mama mia! Flowers! [starts to sneeze fireballs. One hits the drapes, and one the Queen's dress]

Oh! My drapes! My meat drapes!

Both equally dusty.

Ay-yi-yi! [sneezes, and accidentally bumps into a Koopa shell, which bumps into three blocks]

Ah! Wait a minute! Luigi, all-a these gold coins! They're everywhere!

[jumps down and hits another coin block] Why are we wasting our lives in the sewers? Our new lives are starting now!

[flying over Mario and Luigi] Mario, your new place is awesome! [crashes into a statue] Oh, sorry, bro.

[laughs] Hey-a, not to worry. There's-a plenty more where that came from. [begins hitting a coin block]

Me and-a Mario, we get-a used to the finer things. Now, how about you show me how to use that-a honker of yours.

Uh, I don't know.

Oh, ding-ding-ding! Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! Now, I'm-a sleepy.

Hey. You guys used to come by on a pretty regular basis, but I haven't seen you in awhile.

We take a-the lady. How about you order yourself a nice mail-order bride? [hits the coin block] Now scram, capiché?

You-a were-a war-velous.

Oh, mama [bleep]ing mia.

Mario, the mortgage, she's-a due!

[groans] Ugh. Everybody wants a piece of the Mario. [hits a block, but finds it empty. Hits another block, but it's also empty] Come on!

Mario!

Come on! Come on, you son of a b!tch! [starts crying]

[consoling him] Mario. It's-a over.

Hey, any chance you want to kidnap me and put me up in your castle?

No way, princess. I'm spoken for now. [referring to a female Bowser lookalike with her breasts showing next to him]

[talking to Baby Mario] And that's why daddy and uncle Luigi are plumbers and we live here instead of a [glares at Mario] big, fancy house.

Shut up-a your face!