Mother, Father, this is my boyfriend Mario.
[Chimeb plays]
Charmed to finally meet your acquaintance, Mari- [back away] Oh! Did a pig [bleep] out a dead fetus in here?
[sniffs] Oh-ho-ho! I beg-a your forgiveness. I come-a here through the sewer line. [chime plays] Eh?
Mario's a plumber.
So he commutes through human waste?
And he's Italian.
Oh, okay. Say no more.
[Chime plays; cut to the Royal Living Room, Mario searches for something in a sofa]
Did you lose something, Mario?
Hey, hey! I-a found-a one! [holds up a coin]
[chuckles] Yes, in OUR sofa.
[Mario puts the coin in his pocket]
And there it goes.
[Cut to the Royal Dinner Room]
So I says, "Eh, paisan, toilet paper and-a paper towels - They ain't the same thing!" [laughs]
[sarcastically] Mmm, another clogged toilet story. What a delightful compliment to our mushroom soup.
[shocked] Mushrooms?! Ay-yi-yi! [sneezes, and grows bigger]
Remind me to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon.
I'm so sorry. I have a few allergies. [slides towards the wall, bumps into a flower, and turns into Fire Mario] Mama mia! Flowers! [starts to sneeze fireballs. One hits the drapes, and one the Queen's dress]
Oh! My drapes! My meat drapes!
Both equally dusty.
Ay-yi-yi! [sneezes, and accidentally bumps into a Koopa shell, which bumps into three blocks]
[We then hear the Game Over music as the castle goes under]
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