[Luigi defeats a Koopa Troopa when Mario hits a block with his head, causing several coins to come out]
Ah! Wait a minute! Luigi, all-a these gold coins! They're everywhere!
[jumps down and hits another coin block] Why are we wasting our lives in the sewers? Our new lives are starting now!
[Transition to the scene where various Mario characters are near the spa]
[flying over Mario and Luigi] Mario, your new place is awesome! [crashes into a statue] Oh, sorry, bro.
[laughs] Hey-a, not to worry. There's-a plenty more where that came from. [begins hitting a coin block]
[Transition to another scene with Luigi and Birdo in a garage with 3 karts]
Me and-a Mario, we get-a used to the finer things. Now, how about you show me how to use that-a honker of yours.
Uh, I don't know.
[Luigi begins hitting a coin block, Birdo then walks towards Luigi's crotch, unzipping is heard]
Oh, ding-ding-ding! Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! Now, I'm-a sleepy.
[Transition to another scene with Mario, Bowser, and Peach on the front door]
Hey. You guys used to come by on a pretty regular basis, but I haven't seen you in awhile.
We take a-the lady. How about you order yourself a nice mail-order bride? [hits the coin block] Now scram, capiché?
[Transition to a scene with Mario and Peach in bed. The camera pans towards the left revealing Waluigi]
You-a were-a war-velous.
Oh, mama [bleep]ing mia.
[Transition to another scene with Mario and Luigi on a thrashed kitchen]
Mario, the mortgage, she's-a due!
[groans] Ugh. Everybody wants a piece of the Mario. [hits a block, but finds it empty. Hits another block, but it's also empty] Come on!
Mario!
Come on! Come on, you son of a b!tch! [starts crying]
[consoling him] Mario. It's-a over.
[Transition to another scene with Mario, Luigi, Peach and Bowser watching Mario and Luigi's mansion getting demolished]
Hey, any chance you want to kidnap me and put me up in your castle?
No way, princess. I'm spoken for now. [referring to a female Bowser lookalike with her breasts showing next to him]
[Transition to the last scene with Mario, Luigi, Peach and Baby Mario in what appears to be a original Home living room, now broke and wearing rags]
[talking to Baby Mario] And that's why daddy and uncle Luigi are plumbers and we live here instead of a [glares at Mario] big, fancy house.
Shut up-a your face!
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