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Lucy van Pelt quotes from Robot Chicken

Played by Soleil Moon Frye · 3 quotes

Lucy van Pelt

Played by Soleil Moon Frye

Robot Chicken · 315 quotes

In 3 of the 315 quotes from Robot Chicken
Most scenes with: Charlie Brown (3)

Scenes with Lucy van Pelt 3

Lucy

Just kick the ball, you block-head!

But every time I try, you just take the ball away.

Lucy

This time I won't! Come on already!

[to himself] Maybe this time she means it. I'm really gonna do it! I'm gonna kick the football! This is it! [kicks Lucy] That's for years of humiliation, britch!

Poor Linus...

Lucy

[insane ranting] That block-head! Everyone's a block-head! Block-head, block-head, block-head!

PPolice officer

[talks in the style that most Peanuts adults do] Wah wah, wah wah-wah-wah, wah wah, waaah?

Lucy

What did he say?

Ugh, I never have any idea what any adult says; it's always that "wah wah wah" crap.

[At the Peanuts school, the teacher is addressing the students, which of course is barely understood by the audience due to the usual "wah-wah-wah" style most Peanuts adults speak in]

Wow! A new kid is coming. Maybe he'll take my spot on the totem pole around here.

Lucy

You'll always be the [bleep] catcher, Charlie Brown!

SSally

Whoever he is, I doubt he'll replace my sweet baboo!

LLinus

[rolls his eyes] Oh, brother!

[A new kid named Ren struts in]

RRen

Hey everyone! My name's Ren. Ren McCormick.

SSally

[pushes Linus away] Hello!!

You're just in time for the school play. We're practicing a number for our Christmas production.

RRen

I love to dance! My last school banned dancing entirely. [silence] You might say dancing makes me feel footloose and fancy free. [silence, then sighs] I'm Kevin Bacon's character from Footloose. [still silence, the characters then start dancing their signature dance] Oh my God, that is the worst dancing I have ever seen.

PPigpen

Excuse me?

RRen

Sorry, [bleep]-box...

PPigpen

It's Pigpen.

RRen

Sorry.

PPigpen

It's alright. You made a lateral error, at best.

RRen

You're just doing the same move over and over. I mean, what is that guy even doing?

[Cuts to the kid dancing the running man]

KKid

I couldn't think of a dance! I panicked!!

RRen

Sorry, I need to get the [bleep] out of here. I'd rather have a town with no dancing, than this. [leaves; the group resumes with their dancing, while Snoopy fantasizes about doing an 80s-style dance routine, before cutting back to Ren's school]

RSRen's Classmate

Hey, Ren! It turns out you can't ban dancing. It's unconstitutional!

RRen

Alright!

RSRen's Classmate

Yeah, but then they passed a law saying we have to use creationist textbooks.

RRen

[stops dancing] Rats!

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