Lucy
Just kick the ball, you block-head!
But every time I try, you just take the ball away.
Lucy
This time I won't! Come on already!
[to himself] Maybe this time she means it. I'm really gonna do it! I'm gonna kick the football! This is it! [kicks Lucy] That's for years of humiliation, britch!
Lucy
[insane ranting] That block-head! Everyone's a block-head! Block-head, block-head, block-head!
PPolice officer
[talks in the style that most Peanuts adults do] Wah wah, wah wah-wah-wah, wah wah, waaah?
Lucy
What did he say?
Ugh, I never have any idea what any adult says; it's always that "wah wah wah" crap.
[At the Peanuts school, the teacher is addressing the students, which of course is barely understood by the audience due to the usual "wah-wah-wah" style most Peanuts adults speak in]
Wow! A new kid is coming. Maybe he'll take my spot on the totem pole around here.
Lucy
You'll always be the [bleep] catcher, Charlie Brown!
SSally
Whoever he is, I doubt he'll replace my sweet baboo!
LLinus
[rolls his eyes] Oh, brother!
[A new kid named Ren struts in]
RRen
Hey everyone! My name's Ren. Ren McCormick.
SSally
[pushes Linus away] Hello!!
You're just in time for the school play. We're practicing a number for our Christmas production.
RRen
I love to dance! My last school banned dancing entirely. [silence] You might say dancing makes me feel footloose and fancy free. [silence, then sighs] I'm Kevin Bacon's character from Footloose. [still silence, the characters then start dancing their signature dance] Oh my God, that is the worst dancing I have ever seen.
RRen
Sorry, [bleep]-box...
PPigpen
It's alright. You made a lateral error, at best.
RRen
You're just doing the same move over and over. I mean, what is that guy even doing?
[Cuts to the kid dancing the running man]
KKid
I couldn't think of a dance! I panicked!!
RRen
Sorry, I need to get the [bleep] out of here. I'd rather have a town with no dancing, than this. [leaves; the group resumes with their dancing, while Snoopy fantasizes about doing an 80s-style dance routine, before cutting back to Ren's school]
RSRen's Classmate
Hey, Ren! It turns out you can't ban dancing. It's unconstitutional!
RSRen's Classmate
Yeah, but then they passed a law saying we have to use creationist textbooks.
RRen
[stops dancing] Rats!