[At the Peanuts school, the teacher is addressing the students, which of course is barely understood by the audience due to the usual "wah-wah-wah" style most Peanuts adults speak in]
Wow! A new kid is coming. Maybe he'll take my spot on the totem pole around here.
You'll always be the [bleep] catcher, Charlie Brown!
Whoever he is, I doubt he'll replace my sweet baboo!
[rolls his eyes] Oh, brother!
[A new kid named Ren struts in]
Hey everyone! My name's Ren. Ren McCormick.
[pushes Linus away] Hello!!
You're just in time for the school play. We're practicing a number for our Christmas production.
I love to dance! My last school banned dancing entirely. [silence] You might say dancing makes me feel footloose and fancy free. [silence, then sighs] I'm Kevin Bacon's character from Footloose. [still silence, the characters then start dancing their signature dance] Oh my God, that is the worst dancing I have ever seen.
Excuse me?
Sorry, [bleep]-box...
It's Pigpen.
Sorry.
It's alright. You made a lateral error, at best.
You're just doing the same move over and over. I mean, what is that guy even doing?
[Cuts to the kid dancing the running man]
I couldn't think of a dance! I panicked!!
Sorry, I need to get the [bleep] out of here. I'd rather have a town with no dancing, than this. [leaves; the group resumes with their dancing, while Snoopy fantasizes about doing an 80s-style dance routine, before cutting back to Ren's school]
Hey, Ren! It turns out you can't ban dancing. It's unconstitutional!
Alright!
Yeah, but then they passed a law saying we have to use creationist textbooks.
[stops dancing] Rats!
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