What!
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No way!
And Benson here is gonna make sure you don't leave the house. 'Cause if you do, he's fired!
That's What l thought. Keep Them in line, Or we'll Keep them in Line for you! [He flies off in his jetpack.]
Come on, Benson, you know these dome rules are ridiculous.
I don't wanna hear it. Lockdown, 24 hours, starting now! Get inside! [The duo walk in the house.]
[at West Anderson High School] Come on, Principal Dean! You can't fail me!
PDPrincipal Dean
Who said anything about failing you?
On the phone! You said it was "deadly serious"!
PDPrincipal Dean
Okay, I can see how that could sound ominous, but this is good news. Are you familiar with the television program "Inspire America"?
You mean that cheesy show with inspirational stories that everybody cries then everybody dances at the end?
PDPrincipal Dean
That's the one! See, Rigby, apparently you're an inspiration to this country. Most kids who drop out don't come back, but you did. So you, Rigby, are gonna give this year's graduation speech on TV.
But graduation's tomorrow!
PDPrincipal Dean
Better get movin'. Oh, and Rigby, if you screw this up for me, I'm gonna eat your diploma.
[Rigby sweats frozen still]
PDPrincipal Dean
Ha! I'm just pullin' your chain! Actually, no, yeah. I will eat it.
[Rigby calls Mordecai whose fixing Skips' van in the desert]
What?
Mordecai! What's going on? How're you still not here?
[sighs] Rigby, I just... have stuff to do, okay?
You already said you had stuff to do! Aren't you done doing your stuff?
No! [gets in van with six Coffini cans] I'm not done!
Well, could you be doing that's more important than this?!
Come on, dude. [drives off] You gotta do this for yourself. I can't do everything for you.
What buh—?! I've been doing stuff for myself all spring! I haven't needed your help all spring! Now that one time I do and you're not doing anything for me at all!
Yeah, that's right. I'm not doing anything for you. [hangs up, throws the cans onto the road]
I don't understand why I had to put on a suit for this.
Hush, Sherm!
[puts his hand on Mr. Maellard's shoulder as the park dome flies off into space] Don't worry. He'll be safe.
Guys? What's going on?
[everyone is complaining that they're in space now]
WHY AM I STILL WEARING THIS THING?! [takes it off and breaks it]
There's no cell service.
[whining] I need to call my wife, how am I gonna call my wife?! [sees that his phone has no service]
[watches the Earth far away] Be careful what you write in your dream journal, Eileen. You might just get it.
Oh, no! I'm lost forever! We're going to starve to death and die!
We gotta press the button again!
[grabs Rigby] No! We gotta calm-
[Rigby jumps off Mordecai and press the button]
[pressing the button while he's whining] GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK! My high school graduate, I'm too young to die in space!
[everyone is still complaining]
Stop! [calms down everyone] Everybody, calm down. We've done this before guys. Last time we got trapped in the dome, we panicked. Right? But then we banned together and figured it out. We can't fall apart now. We are going to figure out how to get home. But we have to survive first. All we have to do is to make it one day at a time,
Mordecai is right, we'll handle this like we handle everything else, with a morning meeting.
[Mordecai observes the moon and Earth in the distance with Rigby lying down]
Dude, we're in space.
[chuckles] Yeah.
What if we're stuck here forever?
Might not be so bad. [Mordecai lies down with him] I mean, we basically have the park and all the stuff we normally have. Also, I've got Eileen! And you have… [Mordecai pauses for a beat] ...me! And we have space ships! Maybe this is how we become space pilots! Unless that timeline was destroyed, I don't know.
[sits up] Yeah, but we'll probably make it back to Earth. [both laugh out loud, Benson enters]
What are you two doing? No one's heard from you for two hours!
Sorry, Benson! We were exploring and then we found these space carts.
Yeah, and they were already crashed and stuff.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care! We have a plan now. Quit goofing off and get to the surface!
Aaah! We're gonna die! (Gasps) Drifting in space, no way in communicating with earth... Thanks for getting us stuck in space, Rigby!
You pushed that button, too!
Your hand was on top of mine!
I was just going with the flow!
Going with the flow? I'll show you going with the flow! [furiously shoves Rigby hard]
Ugh. Ahem. (smiles and punches Benson in the face in response)
SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU RIPPER SCUM.
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