Barbera Riggerson quotes from Regular Show

Eileen

Your dad? Tell him I said hi!

Rigby

Eileen says hi.

Sherm

Hi, Eileen!

Barbera

Hi, Eileen!

Hi, Eileen!

Rigby

[whispering] No.

[whispering] Bro.

Sherm

Will you two pipe down?! I'm trying to polish my picture of my prized car.

Barbera

[enters the dining room with both Rigby and Don's dinner plates; cheerfully] What a surprise for you boys to drop in.

Sherm

"Drop in." Ha! You really think Rigby would just come to dinner? I know you just need something.

Barbera

[takes a seat at the table] Oh, hush, Sherm. [to her boys] So, how are things at work?

Great! We just picked up Cheezer's as a new client.

Sherm

That's our Donny!

Rigby

I ate at Cheezer's yesterday.

Sherm

That was a good update, Don.

Barbera

[walks upstairs] Rigby, you know this is a walk-in closet now.

Rigby

I know.

Barbera

I brought some tissues.

Rigby

I'm not crying.

Barbera

Oh, good. [sits down next to him]

Rigby

[sighs] Why does Dad still have to be such a jerk all the time? It's just, neither me or Eileen went to prom, and I want to make it special.

Barbera

Hmm… All right. I'll make you a deal. [gives Rigby the keys to Sherm's car, but on one condition…] No scratches, and I'm involved.

Rigby

[happily] Thanks, Mom.

Barbera

You show that girl a good time. [leaves]

Rigby

I will, Mom.

Sherm

[trying to fix the tiny T.V.; groaning sulkily] Darn tiny T.V.! Can't fix it. Why can't you be more like your brother, the big T.V. downstairs?

Barbera

Sherm, I can't help but hear some metaphors in your insane ranting.

Sherm

Barb, you're killing me with this psycho babble.

Sherm

I don't understand why I had to put on a suit for this.

Barbera

Hush, Sherm!