Chance Sureshot quotes from Regular Show

Chance Sureshot

SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU RIPPER SCUM.

Chance Sureshot

I guess we lumberjacked him up.

Chance Sureshot

Here's your new jumpsuits. They got your names on 'em. Pretty cool, right? [Benson holds his jumpsuit]

Benson

No, not cool.

Sureshot

Harsh.

Benson

You should keep this anyway. I'm not staying.

Colonel Rawls

Tuh… You still don't get it. You don't think this mission is important. Well, fine! We don't need you! All that matters is that we have a team that wants to be here.

Mordecai

This seems like a pretty important mission. You don't wanna experience that?

Skips

Come on, Benson, just stay with us!

Benson

I can't believe you are all fine with this. [scoffs, holds his clipboard] I mean, if this is a peaceful mission, why do we have to practice using weapons? Why did I have to wear that fax machine like a jerk if you didn't have anything important for me to do? I had a good life and then you had to drag us up here!

Col. Rawls

No more questions! That's an order!

Benson

Why would I listen to you? I'm the park manager!

Col. Rawls

Well, I'm the colonel, which is about 100 positions higher than you!

Col. Rawls

I'm done.

Benson

Oh, I'm done. [turns red] I'm done with all of this!

Col. Rawls

Then go, then! We can get a pod back to Earth for ya, quitter!

Benson

Sounds great! I'm out! [he walks out the office]

Col. Rawls

Shoot. I thought for sure that reverse psychology was gonna work.

Chance Sureshot

That's darn fine coffee.

Mordecai

It better be. You had like 12 cups.

Chance Sureshot

Only thing that keeps me steady.

You don't wanna see him without it.

Chance Sureshot

Great lunch, guys. This one's on me.