Mordecai, Benson and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mordecai

[interrupting] Muscle Dad is right! Finding the right person is hard. You know, for a while, I've been telling myself there's no such thing as soul mates, but now I'm not so sure. Look at Muscle Man and Starla. [pans to the couple as they look at each other] It's like they were designed for each other. [cuts to Mordecai with the wedding crowd in front of him] So where's my soul mate? Are they in this room? It could be anyone. [points towards Quips and Monica] Maybe it's you. [points at an old lady] Maybe it's that really old lady, I don't know!

Benson

[whispers angrily] Why are you talking?!

Mordecai

Oh, uh, right. My point is, I...

Mordecai

[stammers] I don't know if there's one perfect person out there for me, but I know that for a long time, I've been ignoring my gut. [cut to CJ, who’s look of shock turns into a glare] Because I didn't wanna hurt anyone, but instead of saving their feelings, it's just made everyone around me miserable. For the first time, I'm gonna take Rigby's advice. [walks over to CJ] CJ, I need to tell you--

CJ

[stands up in an embarrassed manner] Mordecai, just stop! I already know what you're gonna say, so save it.

Mordecai

I--

CJ

(tears welling) You don't know who your soul mate is?

CJ

(sighs) Here. (She hands him the charm bracelet from "Real Date") You didn't even point in my direction.

Mordecai

CJ!

Muscle Man

[angry] Yo, Mordo, if you're finished hijacking my wedding, is it okay if we get married now?

Starla

[angry] The sooner we finish this, the sooner we can start up these fryers!

Mordecai

Oh, uh, sorry. (runs off)