Hilary quotes from Regular Show

Hilary

Is C.J. a vegetarian?

Mordecai

That's what you called me down for? No, Mom. No, she isn't.

Hilary

Oh, good! She can have some of my prized meatloaf.

Mordecai

Can you just be normal?

Hilary

Normal?

Mordecai

Yeah, normal. Ever heard of it? Let's not go nuts here, okay?

Hilary

Don't worry. Let me show you the dessert. [shows him a cream pie topped with berries spelling C.J.'s name and he gasps mortified] See the berries spell out-- [Mordecai quickly scarfs the pie with his bare hands] Hey! Stop! What are you doing?!

Mordecai

[with his mouth full] Sorry. It just looks so good you know? I couldn't wait. You still got it, Mom!

Hilary

You're lucky I have… a backup! [shows him a gelatinous dessert of C.J.'s likeness] Think she'll like it? It was hard to get all her features. Gelatin is such an unforgiving medium. [as Mordecai quickly runs back upstairs to his room] But luckily, I got a bunch of her photos off the Internet.

He kept running and running.

Hilary

And he shoots the ball into the other team's basket!

Hilary

[laughs] Oh, memories. I've been collecting them, you know, C.J.

C.J.

Yeah. [playfully elbows Mordecai] I'm collecting a few interesting ones myself.

Hilary

No, I mean on tape. It's called "Mordy Moments." [the words echo into Mordecai's head; Flashback… she holds a cassette reading "Mordy Moments" while Mordecai, William, Uncle Steve, and Aunt Maxine are all sitting on the couch] Okay. Who's ready for some "Mordy Moments?" [inserts the cassette into the VCR and sits on the couch with her family]

[covered in spaghetti] Pasketti everywhere!

Hilary

Pasketti on your tushy.

Hilary

You know, you two should stay for a bit longer. We could eat the special dessert I made for C.J., then we could watch the tape!

Now where did I put it?

Hilary

I think you put 'em in the basement.