Is C.J. a vegetarian?
That's what you called me down for? No, Mom. No, she isn't.
Oh, good! She can have some of my prized meatloaf.
Can you just be normal?
Normal?
Yeah, normal. Ever heard of it? Let's not go nuts here, okay?
Don't worry. Let me show you the dessert. [shows him a cream pie topped with berries spelling C.J.'s name and he gasps mortified] See the berries spell out-- [Mordecai quickly scarfs the pie with his bare hands] Hey! Stop! What are you doing?!
[with his mouth full] Sorry. It just looks so good you know? I couldn't wait. You still got it, Mom!
You're lucky I have… a backup! [shows him a gelatinous dessert of C.J.'s likeness] Think she'll like it? It was hard to get all her features. Gelatin is such an unforgiving medium. [as Mordecai quickly runs back upstairs to his room] But luckily, I got a bunch of her photos off the Internet.
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