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S1 E15

Regular Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Mordecai, Muscle Man and others in “Unfinished Business”

[after Muscle Man proposed to Starla and start kissing]

Wait, so Muscle Man was fine this whole time?

I'm as healthy as can be.

Then what was all the stuff with Dr. Henry?

I just had to make sure I was fit enough to keep up with this she-lion. Thanks a ton, you guys, for helping me finish my bucket list.

[enraged] "Thanks?!" I BLEW TWELVE GRAND ON YOU TODAY!

Do you even know what you put us through?!

Yeah, Muscle Man! We all thought you were gonna die!

What are you talking about, bro?

You had an appointment with Death!

You had to get your papers in order?!

My toilet papers. I had to fold 'em into little triangles so my place would look nice for the after-party.

[enters] And I'm only here to deliver his aunt's ring from the underworld.

Not cool, Muscle Man.

Oh, come on! This is textbook engagement story. You shed your bachelor self before you get married and be a husband. All that death stuff was a metaphor.

[grabs Muscle Man by the shirt] "I LEAVE THIS WORLD TONIGHT" IS NOT A METAPHOR!!

Ohhh. Oh, I see what you're saying. Sorry about that.

Next time you die, you're on your own!

[Everyone leaves disgusted, save for Benson]

[sternly] You owe me $12,000. [leaves]

[at Hi-Five Ghost] You get it, don't you, bro?

[beat, smiles] Best proposal ever!

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