A character in Regular Show
Played by J. G. Quintel
Regular Show · 562 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Regular Show: in 23 of its 562 quotes
Most scenes with: Muscle Man Sorrenstein (23), Rigby Riggerson (19), Mordecai (19)
Hi Five Ghost♪ Animal olives were packed in a jar… ♪
[knocking on the door and opens] Hey, bro. Cool song. Muscle Man's at the door.
Hi Five Ghost[sighs and floats to the front door, where Muscle Man is standing, soaking wet] Yes?
Bro, I know I don't seem very cool. But there's gotta be a reason we were such good friends, and I don't want to lose that.
[everyone is complaining that they're in space now]
WHY AM I STILL WEARING THIS THING?! [takes it off and breaks it]
There's no cell service.
[whining] I need to call my wife, how am I gonna call my wife?! [sees that his phone has no service]
[watches the Earth far away] Be careful what you write in your dream journal, Eileen. You might just get it.
Hi-Five GhostOh, no! I'm lost forever! We're going to starve to death and die!
We gotta press the button again!
[grabs Rigby] No! We gotta calm-
[Rigby jumps off Mordecai and press the button]
[pressing the button while he's whining] GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK! My high school graduate, I'm too young to die in space!
[everyone is still complaining]
Stop! [calms down everyone] Everybody, calm down. We've done this before guys. Last time we got trapped in the dome, we panicked. Right? But then we banned together and figured it out. We can't fall apart now. We are going to figure out how to get home. But we have to survive first. All we have to do is to make it one day at a time,
Mordecai is right, we'll handle this like we handle everything else, with a morning meeting.
Cool, bunk beds.
Benson, check it out cool pillows.
Those pillows are not cool at all and neither is space.
Actually, Benson, I hate to disagree, but living in space is the definition of cool. I mean, I just got goosebumps saying that.
Um, again; basically kidnapped and forced to do this.
What's the matter, Benson? You can have top bunk if you want.
[sarcastically] Oh, the top bunk, now I definitely wanna stay in space. Muscle Man, what about Starla?
Starla would be proud, Besides, I know our love will stand the test of time. [holds up a picture of him and Starla signed "Our love will stand the test of time -Starla"]
Well, Fives, what about Celia?
Hi-Five GhostDitto. [pulls out a photo of him and Celia signed "Ditto -Celia"]
[agitated] I can't believe you people! Those scientists lied to us! MR. MAELLARD LIED TO US! UGH, I WANNA GO HOME!! [furiously storms out]
This is gonna be harder than we thought.
[a disheveled Benson inserts his dusty VHS tape in a player, it plays to see Mordecai holding the camera with Earth in the background]
Hey, Benson. Um, we get why you want to go back to Earth, but I'm not sure we were really upfront about why we wanted you to stay. [Benson starts crying]
It just wouldn't be the same without you. [cut footage to Rigby]
I won't be able to keep up with work without you breathing down my neck. [cut to Muscle Man]
And who am I gonna have wing-eating contests with, huh? [Fives pops up behind him]
Hi-Five GhostI've always appreciated your no-nonsense attitude and dedication to your work. It's really inspiring. [Benson wipes his crying face; Eileen holds the camera]
Hey, Benson. I don't know you very well, but I do know you mean a lot to these guys, and I'd like a chance to get to know you better too. You do have the best chance of keeping Rigby from blowing something up.
It's true! I already broke the first camera we tried to record this with. [cut to Pops]
We all really look up to you, but also, you are our friend. And we'll miss you a lot, and...
[Pops starts crying loudly, Benson cries out in his sadness. Rigby places camera with the crew and Eileen]
All right, you get it. We'll miss you, so... don't go, all right?
Yeah, Benson. We can't do this without you.
[The title card appears that says "Space needs you, Benson!" and then the screen squiggles]
[scared] I made a huge mistake. [yells] I SHOULD'VE STAYED IN SPACE!!!
[As the Park Crew make their escape through the air duct…]
Hi-Five GhostI'm so confused! What's going on?!
Yeah, why is Pops so special?
Oh, I didn't ask for this! Why does everyone on the Space Tree have to suffer on my account?
We'll figure it out later, Pops. Let's just do what Rawls said and get you out of here! There's a ship in the hangar we can take.
[singing] Breakfast cake, cake, cake cake cake. Ca-ca-ca-cake! Ca-ca-ca-cake! Ca-ca-ca-cake! Ca-ca-ca-cake! [he sees everyone in the dining room doing nothing] Where's cake?
With Pops.
Where's Pops?
He left a note. [gives the note to Rigby]
[reads the note] "Dear friends, I've gone to see my evil brother. Cake fixes everything. You'll see. Sincerely, Pops."
He's going to get himself killed.
Hi-Five GhostHimself and us so.
We gotta go find him.
[The episode begins at the cruising Park Dome. We are shown a computer that display the dome heading to Lolliland, Mordecai and Rigby enter the house]
What's up, Pops?
What's good?
[Pops didn't say anything to Mordecai and Rigby. He begins to cry]
Umm... You okay Pops?
[Pops disappears and reappears outside]
Whoa!
[Pops walks away crying]
Uhh...
What the...
[Skips is working on the dome's engine when suddenly a parasite appears out of nowhere, causing Skips to scream]
Gotcha, you stupid parasite! [Pops appears behind Skips, who notices] Hey, Pops. Gotta catch those things before they destroy the ship and kill us all.
[Once again, Pops doesn't respond to Skips and begins to cry. Then, he disappears and while being invisible, he walks away, which you can tell by his footsteps]
[confused] Um.......okay...
[Pops is still walking away crying when Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost drive up to him]
Hi Five GhostHey, Pops. Wanna go on a supply run with us?
[excitedly] On the way, we're gonna see how close we can fly to a sun!
[Again, Pops doesn't answer and starts crying and then flies away]
Uh....okay. Your loss, bro!
[to Muscle Man and High Five Ghost] Any last words, Mitch?
You know who else goes very big to show their dominance, but it's actually very small deep down? My... mom.
Hi-Five Ghost[laughs] Good one.
[Muscle Man and High Five Ghost both high five for the last time as Anti Pops erases them. Everyone gasps. Pops growls angry]
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Pops disappears and reappears with white eyes, white hair and his arms are strong. Anti-Pops stares at Pops]
Give up, Pops. All your friends are going to die, and there's nothing you can do about it.
We can still resolve this, Brother.
[growls in rage] Stop calling me that!
[He fires his beam on Lolliland, and Pops fires his beam on the planet, then Anti-Pops erases Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally, Recap Robot, the Guardians of Eternal Youth, Gary, Death, Carter and Briggs and Party Horse 42699]
[as he gets erased] Aah, not cool!
[The baby ducks get erased as well, and Andy and his friends arrive]
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. I just come from this hot party... [he and his friends get erased]
[Skips, Eileen and Benson get erased as Mordecai and Rigby watched their friends and the mech get erased by Anti-Pops]
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[Pops tries to get everyone back with his beam, But he's too weak]
[laughs evilly] This ends now!
[Anti-Pops kicks Pops into a black hole, As Pops getting sucked in, A purple flash lights from his hand]
Huh?
[Pops got out of the black hole, Anti-Pops roars, Pops is going to do a big fist bump with him]
Dude, Look!
[Mordecai sees Pops and Anti-Pops' hands are closed, He remembers If Pops and Anti-Pops keeps fighting, They will both do a big fist bump, And then the universe will end]
Oh no, dude, The end is coming! We have to Stop it! Hang on!
[The spaceship flies to Anti-Pops and Pops who are closer to do a big fist bump, Mordecai shoots green lasers at Anti-Pops' hand, but it's not working]
It's not working!
Dude, we got to eject!
Not yet, we got to fly between them!
You're crazy!
[Pops and Anti-Pops are getting closer]
NOW!
[Rigby presses the "Eject" button, but it won't eject Mordecai and Rigby]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[Pops and Anti-Pops suddenly do a big fist bump ending the universe and resetting the time]
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MordecaiJ. G. Quintel · 310 quotes
Benson DunwoodySam Marin · 195 quotes
Muscle Man SorrensteinSam Marin · 88 quotes
Pops MaellardSam Marin · 58 quotes
SkipsMark Hamill · 53 quotes
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Margaret SmithJanie Haddad-Tompkins · 23 quotes
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