Rigby Riggerson quotes from Regular Show, page 3 ... TV Quotes Database

Rigby

I KNOW WHAT I HEARD!

Rigby

My presents aren't that bad, are they? [unwraps the gift, revealing a coffee mug saying, "World's Greatest Rigby"] Oh, no. I gotta get him something better.

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Rigby

Something smells amazing.

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Rigby

Dude, there's nobody in line. We'll make it in and out two minutes tops. I mean it is right across the street, trust me.

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Rigby

(Whispering) Why do they make the sandwich like that?

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Rigby

Augh! I hate you, Buddy system!

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Rigby

I can't find it!

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Rigby

No way!

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Rigby

Okay, okay, okay. My turn.

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Rigby

Would your rather have spaghetti for fingers, or have spiders crawl out of your mouth every time you yawn?

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Rigby

Yes, but they're whole wheat pasta.

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Rigby

Hey, wait. Didn't you and Pam eat wings on your first date?

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Rigby

Yeah, these space wings are wack anyways. We know what'll make you feel better.

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[Mordecai opens a refrigerator]

Mordecai

...Milk...

[Rigby opens a cupboard]

Rigby

...Cereal...

[They are both at the table and they both pour the milk and cereal into a bowl]

MRMordecai/Rigby

...Combine.

[The screen says "REGULAR SHOW CREATED BY J.G. QUINTEL" as movement can be heard, it cuts back to the kitchen, Rigby is about to eat the cereal with his face, but Mordecai stops him]

Mordecai

[picks up a spoon] This is the only clean spoon left, dude, lets play "punchies" for it.

Rigby

Okay, me first.

[Rigby punches Mordecai, but Rigby is shocked at how weak his punch was]

Mordecai

[starts laughing, then punches Rigby harder]

Rigby

[rubs his arm] Ow. Take it!

[Rigby moves to the other side of the table as Mordecai laughs and starts eating his breakfast]

Mordecai

[stops eating] Man, so far, this job is awesome! I still can't believe we have our own rooms!

Rigby

Dude, those rooms aren't cool, there's nothing in them, I had to sleep on the floor last night!

[Rigby starts pouring cereal into his mouth]

Mordecai

Well, yeah. I mean, we can go and get stuff for it, once we've earned some money! Ya Know!

Rigby

[seems full on cereal] Yeah, I guess.

Mordecai

You want some milk?

Rigby

Yeah.

[Mordecai starts pouring milk into Rigby's mouth]

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(Everybody gets up; the park is ruined)

Mordecai

Did you win?

Rigby

(coughs)

Mordecai

I think you win.

Rigby

(sighs) It doesn't matter. I wasn't able to hold on to the chair anyways.

Pops

Look!

(half of the chair is still left)

MRMordecai and Rigby

Aww, cool!

Benson

No, you don't. You're not getting that chair. But here's what you DO get. You get to flip that cart back over, you're throwing that chair away, and then you're cleaning up this whole MESS!! Pops, you're coming with me. And you two idiots, if this isn't cleaned up when I get back, YOU'RE FIRED!!!

[Benson walks into the house with Pops and Skips]

Mordecai

Rock-paper-scissors for who gets to drive the cart?

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