Red vs Blue · Season 2
Prepare for Operation Circle of Confusion.
Uh, Church? It kinda looks more like a triangle from down here.
What?
I'm just saying it doesn't look like a circle. It kinda looks more like we're forming a triangle.
Okay, fine. Triangle of Confusion. Rhombus of Terror. Parabola of Mystery. WHO CARES!? Get the goddamn show on the road!
Sorry about the big explosion
Sorry it wasn't bigger!
Gentlemen allow me to introduce :Francisco Monteque Zanzibar, and this one over here is Robot #2.
Grif(reffering to Robot #2): Why didn't this one get a fancy name?
Let's just say somebody has an overclocked sass-fact chip and rejected all the names I came up with.
*Stick it. You're not my real father.*
But that's OK, I mananged to use that to my advantage. I made some special modifications to numero dos. Check it out. Robot #2. Codewooooord: DIRTBAG!
Meep. [hits Grif]
OW! HEY!
Heheh. Pretty nifty, eh?
That's awesome, sir! Let me try, let me try! Codeword: DIRTBAG!
Meep. [hits Grif]
OW! OK fine, two can play this game. Codeword: DIRTBAG.
Meep. [hits Grif]
Gah! Son of a bitch!
Church, the purple guy, he's...
I know, it's O'Malley, he must have gotten into the medic.
No...he's an asshole.
Help! He took Lopez!
Wow that guy is fast!
Thanks! I majored in track in high school; it was the least competitive sport I could find.
Track sucks.
YOU SUCK!
And now I make my escape with my metallic hostage never to be seen again! Unless I want to be seen. In which case, if I see you before you see me, look out!
[O'Malley has escaped with Lopez and the Reds and Blues find themselves forced to work together]
So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.
TWO HOURS LATER
Okay. [slowly] We're all agreed that while the current situation is not totally ironic, the fact that we have to work together is odd in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that?
Alright, now let's just find... Where is everybody?
Whoa, where are we? What is this place?
Freeze! Drop your weapon!
Uh oh.
I said freeze, DIRTBAG!
Meep! (Church hits Grif with his gun.)
Ow! Oh come on!
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