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Grif, Simmons and others in “K.I.T. B.F.F. (Episode 38)”

[O'Malley has escaped with Lopez and the Reds and Blues find themselves forced to work together]

GGrif

So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.

SSimmons

No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.

DDonut

No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.

Sarge

I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.

CCaboose

I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.

TWO HOURS LATER

CChurch

Okay. [slowly] We're all agreed that while the current situation is not totally ironic, the fact that we have to work together is odd in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that?

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