Grif, don't interrupt me when I'm leading in a battle situation!
... We're in battle?
Course we are! Now get ready for your orders. Donut!
Yes sir!
Scream like a woman!
Caaaaan do. AHHHHHHHHH!
[Donut continues to scream in background while running around]
Grif!
What?
Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save a nearby superior officer.
I don't think I've been trained on that.
Simmons, kiss ass at will.
You're both an excellent leader and a handsome man, sir!
Excellent work Simmons! Incoming!
[Both Grif and Sarge duck to avoid a rocket]
Grif, you're up.
Permission to assist Donut sir!
Permission denied. Continue with operation Meatshield. Remember, just cause your bones are broken doesn't mean it won't stop bullets from hitting me. Now get out there!
Good call sir!
You're on your way to a medal Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around! Purple heart for Grif, pink heart for Donut, and a brown nose for Simmons.
I'm too young to die! I'm too pretty to die! I haven't even seen Paris yet...
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