Voice Mail quotes from Red vs Blue

Hey dude.

Vic, hey. This is Church. I need -

This is Vic at 555-V-I-C-K diddly-do. I'm not in the casito right now so leave your lowdown at the ding dong. Hasta.

Hey Vic, this is Church. I need to-

You have reached the voice mail system.

[sighs] Okay, okay, come on.

To leave a message, just wait for the tone.

I know how to leave a goddamn message.

When you are finished recording, just hang up or press pound for more options.

Really. Hang up. No shit. I was just gonna keep talking until he decided check his voice mail.

For delivery options, press five.

Just give me the damn beep!

To leave a call back number, press eight. To page this person, press six,-

Come on!

To repeat this message, press nine.

I will fucking stab you, computer-phone-lady!

To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.

THERE IS NO ELEVEN, YOU FUCKING WHORE!

Oooh language.

To hear these options in Spanish, press dos.

I HATE YOUUU!

Vic, it's Church. I need -

I'm sorry, but this person's voicemail box is full.

Urgh... I'm gonna kill myself, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.