“Baby Steps (Episode 80)” quotes from Red vs Blue

Hey Doc, we've got problems man, I need to call command....Hello? Earth to Doc. I mean, this place to Doc

Don't you want to say hello to our new friend?

What?

Honk?

I don't... I c- I can't, I can't I don't, this is-

Take your time. This is a big moment.

Blarg.

I don't have time for this right now

Honk.

Shut up you're disgusting

Doc, what is Vic's number?

What for?

For reinforcements. Wait, unless you've had, like, specialized combat training in the last ten minutes?

Uh, nope.

Then, yeah, reinforcements.

Well, I did just change a dirty diaper.

That doesn't count.

I don't know, it was a real doozy... Number 2.

Doc, Focus! Vic's number, what is it?!

C'mon, Church! Everybody remembers Vic's number! Didn't he ever teach you the song?

Oh, right. Vic's jingle

"If you want to talk, don't e-mail, and don't you click-click-click-click, just call me up at 555-V-I-C-K!"

You know, it probably would've been more memorable if it rhymed...or if his name actually ended with a "K".

Hey, shut up. I'm on the phone.

Honk!

And do me a favor, kill that fucking thing, would you?

Blarg.

Hey dude.

Vic, hey. This is Church. I need -

This is Vic at 555-V-I-C-K diddly-do. I'm not in the casito right now so leave your lowdown at the ding dong. Hasta.

Hey Vic, this is Church. I need to-

You have reached the voice mail system.

[sighs] Okay, okay, come on.

To leave a message, just wait for the tone.

I know how to leave a goddamn message.

When you are finished recording, just hang up or press pound for more options.

Really. Hang up. No shit. I was just gonna keep talking until he decided check his voice mail.

For delivery options, press five.

Just give me the damn beep!

To leave a call back number, press eight. To page this person, press six,-

Come on!

To repeat this message, press nine.

I will fucking stab you, computer-phone-lady!

To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.

THERE IS NO ELEVEN, YOU FUCKING WHORE!

Oooh language.