[The fugitive ripples his muscles as the Devil and Sam watch.]
The DevilOh, gag! Look at that tool! Will you capture him already?
Played by Ray Wise
Reaper · 99 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Reaper: in 22 of its 99 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam (7)
Lines by The Devil 15
The DevilThe DevilI invented therapy so that the wicked could justify their actions.
S1 Leon
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The DevilThe French invented love, so they could put a civilized face on a primal urge, and dress it up with candy, and hearts, and cupids. In the end, it all comes down to endorphins and genitalia.
S1 Love, Bullets & Blacktop
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The DevilWhat? You don't like banana splits? What are you - some kind of commie?
S1 Rebellion
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The DevilI scout for the Yankees in my spare time.
The DevilThat cage will never work on me. It might hold a demon, but come on... I'm the man!
The DevilI'm a busy guy. It's an election year.
The DevilPunishing souls is like raising children. They need consistency. You can't reward bad behavior. They step out of line. You just have to give them a time out in the Closet of Abysmal Agony.
The DevilThat's not how we roll in H-Town.
The DevilThat's not a very happy Sammy face.
[Sam take the vessel, which is a stake.]
The DevilOh, looking sharp, Buffy. Lookin' sharp.
[Sam runs into Andi's office.]
The DevilHey, you just can't come bursting into people's offices. I might've been naked in here.
The DevilDid you know that in the old days I used to get the souls that ate shrimp?
The DevilYour pentagram is a Star of David. Mazal tov!
S2 E4 A New Hope
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The Devil(reads Sam's book on Satan) 'The Devil is attracted to radishes?' What does that mean? Like sexually? Oh, that's disgusting!
S2 E4 A New Hope
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