Gladys quotes from Reaper

Gladys

Fugitive transfer?

Sam

Uh, yes. Yes, I think so.

Gladys

Place the vessel on the mat.

Gladys

Never seen one of these before.

Gladys

Have a nice day!

Sam

W- w- wait! Um, so, their not all little vacuums?

Gladys

The boss gives you the vessel he thinks you can handle. You must be a real moron!

Sock

[annoyed] DMV!!

Sam

Gladys, this is Andi. My girlfriend.

Gladys

She doesn't seem to have any outward deformities.

Andi

Like, having horns on my head?

Gladys

[glances over to Sam] I like her.

Sam

You sent a demon to my house to kill me, Gladys! Why would you do that?

Gladys

We're in a book club together.

Sam

So, you agreed to have me assassinated?

Gladys

These book clubs are a lot of pressure.

Gladys

If you want to know how to please a demon, I can help you.

Ben

Really? Because that'll be great.

Gladys

Of course. Drop by my place tonight, and I'll give you a one-on-one tutorial as they say. I like to make learning fun, so bring along plenty of plastic garbage bags.

Gladys

Who's the pretty boy?

Hi, I'm Morgan. Nice to meet you.

Sam

He's sorta the son of your boss.

Gladys

So is Genghis Khan. You expect me to be impressed by a gap ad?