BenOh, my God, we're gonna die dressed as condoms!
Played by Rick Gonzalez
Reaper · 99 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Reaper: in 30 of its 99 quotes
Most scenes with: Sock (13), Nina (8), Sam (6)
Lines by Ben 4
BenBenYou're one freaky ass bird, who scared the crap out of me and now I can't be comfortable around birds ever again. I hope you know that.
Ben(talking Morgan's Maserati) Well some people probably like that car. I...also do.
Ben"They even drank all the Zimas..."
S2 E4 A New Hope
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Scenes with Ben 26
[Sam opens the vessel and finds a Dirt Devil.]
What?
What? What is it?
[Sam shows the Dirt Devil to Sock and Ben. Sock laughs.]
It's a Dirt Devil.
BenNo, I take it back, Sam. That's a really evil mini-vac.
I don't know, the Devil guy was-
BenMessing with you! And we sell those in aisle fifteen, I think.
[Ben sets off the Dirt Devil, which drags a truck closer to them. He switches it off and the truck stops. He hands it back to Sam.]
That'll work.
BenMy dad's super allergic, you know, I couldn't have any pets, so this little guy fills that void.
You said I filled that void, Ben.
Is it wrong that I am aroused and disgusted at the same time?
BenProbably, but I wouldn't beat yourself up about it.
BenTraditional mongolian dress is called a deel. It's worn by both men and women. It's widely worn by Mongolians today.
Is that so, professor?
BenHey, don't mock me. History Channel docs are a great way to break the ice with the ladies.
Ben(reads Sam's Wanted poster) 'Large reward?' Exactly what do you mean by large?
I got a gift certificate to Outback.
[Ben looks at him skeptically.]
Thirty dollars.
BenOooh, nice.
Ben(after sharing a kiss) Tastes like pennies.
That's just blood, silly.
BenMaybe you should grow a soul patch.
No, I'm not growing a douche tag.
BenI'm going to break up with Nina. And I'm kinda scared that she might not take it too well.
I'm so sorry, Ben. Is there anything that I can do?
BenYes, you can. May I please borrow the company pepperspray and boxcutters?
[Sam walks away with a winning lotto ticket.]
I hate that guy.
BenThat's my money.
(About Ben's home-made quesadilla) Mm, this is delicious. I'm starting to like human food.
BenHow is demon food different?
Usually it's still squirming or screaming.
You seem quiet tonight.
BenI’ve just... have some stuff on my mind. I’ve been thinking about things.
Oh, well stop it!
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