Andi quotes from Reaper

Andi

There are little devils running around, and that doesn't give you the chills?

Andi

You guys should never have broken up.

Sock

Oh, I had to, Andi, because I found out that [loudly] she used to be a dude!

I heard that you used to be a dude too.

Sock

[no comeback] Well, I heard that you had... one time... friend.

Ted

What can you tell me about this can of wasted paint?

Andi

It's leaking onto your desk.

Sam

What is Ted doing?

Andi

I put a note on his windshield. Says sorry, I hit your car.

Sam

You hit Ted's car?

Andi

Nope

Sam

Who did?

Andi

No one. But he's been looking for the damage for over ten minutes now.

Sam

Gladys, this is Andi. My girlfriend.

Gladys

She doesn't seem to have any outward deformities.

Andi

Like, having horns on my head?

Gladys

[glances over to Sam] I like her.

Ben

I'm going to break up with Nina. And I'm kinda scared that she might not take it too well.

Andi

I'm so sorry, Ben. Is there anything that I can do?

Ben

Yes, you can. May I please borrow the company pepperspray and boxcutters?

Andi

Anything you want to tell me? Any little details that might be important for me to understand while I'm dating you?

Sam

I'm...allergic to tree nuts?