[Sam walks away with a winning lotto ticket.]
I hate that guy.
That's my money.
There are little devils running around, and that doesn't give you the chills?
(About Ben's home-made quesadilla) Mm, this is delicious. I'm starting to like human food.
How is demon food different?
Usually it's still squirming or screaming.
For all your whining and complaining, lack of fashion sense, you always get the job done. You want to do the right thing. I hate that about you. But I guess that's the quality that makes you so effective.
Are you giving me a compliment?
No, mostly I just hate that about you.
You seem quiet tonight.
I’ve just... have some stuff on my mind. I’ve been thinking about things.
Oh, well stop it!
If [the portrait] stays there too long, Fitzgerald will show up and reclaim it, and more people will die.
Since when did you care if people get killed?
I don't. Good call.
(talking Morgan's Maserati) Well some people probably like that car. I...also do.
If you want to know how to please a demon, I can help you.
Really? Because that'll be great.
Of course. Drop by my place tonight, and I'll give you a one-on-one tutorial as they say. I like to make learning fun, so bring along plenty of plastic garbage bags.
Sex is an essential component in a strong relationship! It is the cornerstone of...something. I don't know. I read it in some female book.
What exactly are female books?
I'm going to have sex with you in your natural body. Now I would simply ask that your wings don't poke me in the eye. Also, please be aware that my skin is very sensitive. It chaffs easily. Also, please don't talk while we're doing it. I mean, your demon voice is a little mannish. Okay? Now I'm going to have a cocktail first, if you don't mind. Do you have a glass?
So, you want this?
[Nina changes into her demon form.]
I can drink from the bottle.
You are evil.
MMorgan
I'm the son of the Devil. I mean, what did you expect?
Little girl, I was working at a store when you were still experimenting with alternative lifestyles at summer camp.
Who's the pretty boy?
MMorgan
Hi, I'm Morgan. Nice to meet you.
He's sorta the son of your boss.
So is Genghis Khan. You expect me to be impressed by a gap ad?
That's not a very happy Sammy face.
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