I'm not done until we get back together.
Good for you! Sometimes you gotta look reality in the face and say no!
[Sock, naked, walks over to Sam and Ben.]
(turning around) Can you put some clothes on, please?
Too upset for clothes, Ben.
Saturday is our two-month anniversary.
Wow. Two months ago, I kidnapped you and forced you to be my boyfriend.
Did you know that in the old days I used to get the souls that ate shrimp?
BBilly
This time, there is no covet. Only love it.
Tomorrow night, for our special anniversary, you and me, we're flying to the moon.
(laughs) Baby, you would freeze and suffocate before you got there.
How'd it go with you and Kristin's dad?
He called me a clown, said I wasn't good enough to date Kristin, and attacked me with a fishing rod. I had to escape by swimming across the lake.
That's terrible, Sock.
You know, honestly, compared to other times when I met the parents, it didn't go that badly, Benji. You know, he didn't pull a gun on me, didn't try to rip off my genitals.
Sounds like he's got a soft spot for you.
Long time ago, I had hemophobia.
That ain't right. My cousin's gay.
No, no. Hemo-phobia. It's the fear of blood.
You love blood.
I know! See that's what's crazy. I just had to confront my fear, immerse myself in it. Once I did that, it was great. I loved it. Now I can bathe in it every single day.
That's...nice for you.
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