God, you sound like Ted.
The DevilOh, that was harsh. Ted is a real douche bag.
Played by Ray Wise
Reaper · 99 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Reaper: in 22 of its 99 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam (7)
Scenes with The Devil 7
The DevilGladys wouldn't take the vessel.
The DevilThat's because the vessel was half-full. Or half-empty, if you're Catholic.
What is he? A serial rapist?
The DevilWow, you go to the dark place fast.
PSPorn shop clerk
Hey, this isn't a hook-up spot. You wanna get your jollies off, do it in the alley.
[The Devil touches the clerk's forehead, and the clerk falls unconscious.]
What did you do? Did you kill him? Is he dead?
The DevilI don't know, Sam. I'm not a doctor.
[off-camera] He's still breathing!
The Devil[rolls his eyes] Oh, thank heavens.
The DevilFor all your whining and complaining, lack of fashion sense, you always get the job done. You want to do the right thing. I hate that about you. But I guess that's the quality that makes you so effective.
Are you giving me a compliment?
The DevilNo, mostly I just hate that about you.
The DevilIf [the portrait] stays there too long, Fitzgerald will show up and reclaim it, and more people will die.
Since when did you care if people get killed?
The DevilI don't. Good call.
The Devil(talking about the contest) The loser, however, will be cast out. No financial support, no clothes, no car. Just an eternity of endless toil as one of my minions. Put quite simply, your life will be garbage.
My life is already garbage.
The DevilThen, we'll just have to find a way to make it worse.
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