Your pentagram is a Star of David. Mazal tov!
(reads Sam's book on Satan) 'The Devil is attracted to radishes?' What does that mean? Like sexually? Oh, that's disgusting!
[Sock's step-sister, Kristen, walks past Sam, Sock, and Ben in a bikini.]
Oh my god, she's so hot.
Smokin'.
Shut your mouth, that is my sister! I've got dibs.
Sometimes, in order to do something good, you have to do something bad first.
I want you to keep that in mind when I eventually make love to your mother.
Hey guys, check out our beer logo.
[Sam, Sock, and Ben look at their beer mascot on the side of the van.]
Our beer logo is a baby? Isn't that dumb?
It's a leprechaun.
Where's his hat?
He took it off...because it's impolite to wear his hat when he's drinking.
Why is he wearing a bib?
Okay! It's a baby, alright? It's the only thing I knew how to draw!
"They even drank all the Zimas..."
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Reaper pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.