DDemon
(watches Sam as he puts a "50% off" sign on a broken washing machine) Oh, he is evil like none have known before!
“Cancun” · Season 1
In this episode: The Devil (2), Sock (1), Mr. Oliver (1)
I scout for the Yankees in my spare time.
That cage will never work on me. It might hold a demon, but come on... I'm the man!
This is the first and last time you will ever hear me say these words, but we shouldn't be drinking tonight.
SSteve
(about Heaven) It's better than Cancun...
(after Mrs. Oliver digs him out) What took you so long?
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