I just need to talk to you in private.
Alright. Fine. I'm alone. Give it up.
No, in the car, where no one can hear us.
You know what, if this is about your weird little man crush on me, don't worry about it. We all know.
[Sam take the vessel, which is a stake.]
Oh, looking sharp, Buffy. Lookin' sharp.
(talking about the baby) It's probably hungry. It needs mother's milk.
Oh, well, sorry I'm not lactating right now.
There are some drugs you can take that will dull the sex drive.
Isn't that chemical castration?
(talking about the baby) Guys, this is a precious and delicate little gift. You can't just treat it like a turtle you got at a Chinese market and forget about it.
I'm going to name her Stevie.
Um, I already named her Magnum, P.I.
Anything you want to tell me? Any little details that might be important for me to understand while I'm dating you?
I'm...allergic to tree nuts?
[Sam runs into Andi's office.]
Hey, you just can't come bursting into people's offices. I might've been naked in here.
What are you doing here?
I came for your brains. Just kidding!
Sam, Sock, Ben: (singing) Twinkle light and good night, you're gonna get a spike in your baby eye.
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