Rapunzel, Eugene and others in “Unfinished Business”

Rapunzel

Why do you always bring people here when you don't even like it yourself? (asks Eugene) (Brock walks inside the pub)

Eugene

I bring people here because I know they will hate it. (walks inside the pub after Brock)

So there I was, you know, I'm surrounded by a battalion of guards, all with their arrows drawn and pointed at numero uno. So I hand over the goods, and I say, "I see your point." (takes his sword out) (Vladimir and Shorty laugh) (Attila chuckles) (Vladimir turns around while points at Brock)

Vladimir

Where did you get this guy? He's great.

Eugene

Great? What--? (Max whinnies) That's not even his story. It's mine. (walks on the table) And he forgot the best part. (laughs) So-- so then the Captain says, "lock him up and throw away the key." And then this is when it gets great. He actually does. I spent weeks in jail while they searched for it, but, man, it was worth it. For the story, you know? (chuckles nervously and sighs) (Attila snoring) (Eugene jumps off the table) But, uh, I guess you had to be there. (walks back to Rapunzel and Maximus)

Well, of course, all that is nothing compared to the time I took on the Earl of Camembert single-handedly.

Rapunzel

Eugene, you really need to let your jealousy of this guy go. That's not who you are anymore.

Eugene

Flynn Rider was the closest thing to an identity I ever had, okay? Sure, I was on the wrong side of the law, but I was my own man. In Corona, I'm just Rapunzel's incredibly attractive boyfriend. Or that super, super good-looking freeloader living in the castle. I can't let somebody tarnish my legacy.

Rapunzel

Legacy? (scoffs) You were a thief. Behind each stolen item is someone who's upset or heartbroken that was taken. Is that a legacy to be proud of?

Eugene

Well, honestly, it depends on the-- (Rapunzel is annoyed) No, no. Definitely not.

Rapunzel

Instead of locking him up, why not try to help him? Wouldn't that be a more rewarding legacy?

Eugene

(sighs) You're right. You're right. You're right, Sunshine. (tells Rapunzel) (walks away to help Brock) (Pascal squeaks)

Rapunzel

There is the Eugene I know. (tells Pascal when he squeaks) (Attila and Vladimir laughing) (Eugene walks to Vladimir, Ulf, Attila and Shorty)

Eugene

Excuse me. Ahem. Excuse me? Excuse me? Can I get by? Thank you. (put his hands on Vladmir and Ulf to) (Shorty has a Flynn Rider wanted poster on his face)

Shorty

Check out my smolder.

Eugene

You helped him escaped?

Attila

What? He was funny. (Eugene is mad at Attila, Vladmir and Shorty for letting Brock escape) (Eugene and Rapunzel see that Brock has escaped)

Eugene

Ooh. (bangs his head on the wood) And he did it the same way I would have done it.