Shorty quotes from Rapunzel&#039;s Tangled Adventure

"The Dark Kingdom. We finally made it."

"We just need to figure how to get the caravan over there."

[Suddenly, the caravan starts rolling down the hill.]

Oh. Wait, wait, wait!

[The caravan goes over a cliff and gets destroyed.]

No! Not again!

"It served us well."

Shorty

"All my clean clothes!"

"Shorty, you never had any clean clothes."

Shorty

"Not with that attitude I didn't."

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Finally! (opens the door) No offense to any of you people, but we have been together for way too long and I nned a break from your faces. Except for you, of course, Rapunzel. (Rapunzel runs)

(sighs) I can't believe how much I missed home! Home! Ah, how I've missed everything so much! Oh, I missed the bookstore! (squeals) And I missed the fountain! Oh, I missed the sweet shoppe and bakery! Yum!

You know what, I missed about Corona? (tells Rapunzel and Eugene then Lance turns around) The people! In...fact, I'm still missing the people. (wind blows) (Lance, Rapunzel, Eugene, Fidella and Maximus see the city is deserted) (Maximus and Fidella neigh)

Yeah. That's weird. Hello? Hello? (echoing) Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

It's kinda spooky. (he and Ulf are terrified)

Hello? People! People!

Is anybody here? (glass shatters) (Ulf jumps into Lance's arms)

Ooh! (walks outside of his shop while carrying a bucket of minerals but trips) Oh, dear, oh dear! Woe is me! I'll never meet my quota! (picks up minerals and put them back into the bucket behind him) (Rapunzel runs to him and she takes a mineral off the floor)

Feldspar! (Eugene walks to Rapunzel and Feldspar)

(lisping) Princess! (puts the bucket between him and Rapunzel) Oh, thank goodness you're back! (Rapunzel puts the minerals that she holds into the bucket)

Where is everyone?

Oh, it's awful. It's just awful! Everyone in Corona has been forced to quarry, mining these pesky green minerals. (picks the minerals up and holds them) Oh, oh, I gotta get this in by nightfall! (sees the minerals that he is holding and he puts them into a pile and puts the pile back into the bucket)

Did you know about this? (Ulf nods yes) Shorty.

Shorty

What? I thought his story, so I took the artistic license to make some judicious cuts. I stand by that choice. (Fidella neighs)

I don't believe it. I'm going to the castle to speak with my father. (turns around and starts to walk to the castle with her friends)

Well, I'm not sure what good that will do. Your father is the one who gave the other. (tells Rapunzel)

What? (she and Eugene are shocked about the news then she and Eugene turn around)

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How could she have run off on her own like that? (Maximus neighs) If I know one thing about Rapunzel, it's that she is tough. But she's only one person, right? How is she supposed to take on all those Saporians by herself?

And Varian.

You are not helping! (tells Lance) I'm going after her. Anybody else?

Shorty

Count me in.

Anyone else? (leaves to follow Rapunzel)

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Pete

I know how this looks, kid, okay? (tells Catalina when she yawns) But rest assured, I have this under con-- (trips) Oh, that-- is that a... Well, that's a lot of... (Catalina walks to him while annoyed) Oh, can you pry off some bramble? (asks Catalina)

Catalina

Shoo! Shoo! (sigh) (bird chirping) (grunting when trying to pull bramble away from Pete)

Shorty

Outta the way, slow boats! (Catalina and Pete hear Shorty when he and Old Lady Crowley are coming) (Shorty laughing when pulling the cart while Old Lady is riding it and holds an umbrella) (Catalina and Pete see Shorty and Old Lady Crowley are heading towards them) (Catalina and Pete duck their heads) Whoa! (splat) (Shorty trips and lands on Pete)

Old Lady Crowley

This is why Crowley works alone. (lands at the bramble) (brambles snapping)

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If only my mother could see me now!

Pete

Huh? (gasp) She has a map! Well, two can play at that game.

Catalina

You have a map? (asks Pete)

Pete

No. I do not.

Shorty

It's okay, buddy. (comforts Pete when he is feeling down)

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TLTeen Lance

Uh, what are you in for? (asks Shorty)

Shorty

Oh, I didn't get arrested. I just like the food here. (smooch) Five star gruel. (lock pick rattling) (Rapunzel tries to pick the lock)

TLTeen Lance

Sideburns?! What are you doing here?

What does it look like I'm doing? Unfortunately, I don't know how to pick a lock. (hears teen Eugene inside the dungeon)

TETeen Eugene

Step aside, Burnsie. Let a real thief handle that. (Rapunzel smiles) (teen Lance walks to the bars happily when he sees teen Eugene)

TLTeen Lance

Flynn! You came back for me?

TETeen Eugene

Uh, I guess I've got a new rule. Friends don't leave friends behind. (enchanted music playing)

TLTeen Lance

W-w-wait a minute! Raise that eyebrow again. N-now pucker those lips. Little more. More... Oops, okay, th-that's the duck face... Okay, no, right, there you go! That Flynn Rider is your "blaze!" (holds a bowl) (Raps moves a bit) (Shorty is eating) (teen Eugene takes a bowl from teen Lance)

TETeen Eugene

Wow, you're right! It's exquisite. Although, I'm gonna call it, "The Smolder." It's got a nice ring to it. (fist bumps teen Lance) (young Max whinnying) (Raps, teen Eugene and teem Lance see young Max coming) Not again. (runs)

Stan

What is it, Max? What's wrong?

TLTeen Lance

Uh, Flynn. Can you unlock me? (teen Eugene runs back to the cell)

TETeen Eugene

Oh! Yeah. Sorry about that, buddy. (apologizes to teen Lance) (unlocks the cell) (he and Rapunzel run away from the cell)

TLTeen Lance

Shorty, you coming? (walks out of the cell)

Shorty

And leave all this?

Guys! Come on, we gotta go! (teen Lance runs behind teen Eugene) (upbeat music playing) (Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance run away) (young Max sniffing, neighs) (young Max walk to an opened cell alongside Pete and Stan)

Stan

Shorty, what did we tell you about sneaking into prison?

Shorty

Sneak? How dare you. I just walked right in. (young Max whinnies) (young Max has the scent of Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance) (young Max runs to the left) (Stan and Pete run after young Max) (young Max neighs)

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Why do you always bring people here when you don't even like it yourself? (asks Eugene) (Brock walks inside the pub)

I bring people here because I know they will hate it. (walks inside the pub after Brock)

BBrock

So there I was, you know, I'm surrounded by a battalion of guards, all with their arrows drawn and pointed at numero uno. So I hand over the goods, and I say, "I see your point." (takes his sword out) (Vladimir and Shorty laugh) (Attila chuckles) (Vladimir turns around while points at Brock)

Vladimir

Where did you get this guy? He's great.

Great? What--? (Max whinnies) That's not even his story. It's mine. (walks on the table) And he forgot the best part. (laughs) So-- so then the Captain says, "lock him up and throw away the key." And then this is when it gets great. He actually does. I spent weeks in jail while they searched for it, but, man, it was worth it. For the story, you know? (chuckles nervously and sighs) (Attila snoring) (Eugene jumps off the table) But, uh, I guess you had to be there. (walks back to Rapunzel and Maximus)

BBrock

Well, of course, all that is nothing compared to the time I took on the Earl of Camembert single-handedly.

Eugene, you really need to let your jealousy of this guy go. That's not who you are anymore.

Flynn Rider was the closest thing to an identity I ever had, okay? Sure, I was on the wrong side of the law, but I was my own man. In Corona, I'm just Rapunzel's incredibly attractive boyfriend. Or that super, super good-looking freeloader living in the castle. I can't let somebody tarnish my legacy.

Legacy? (scoffs) You were a thief. Behind each stolen item is someone who's upset or heartbroken that was taken. Is that a legacy to be proud of?

Well, honestly, it depends on the-- (Rapunzel is annoyed) No, no. Definitely not.

Instead of locking him up, why not try to help him? Wouldn't that be a more rewarding legacy?

(sighs) You're right. You're right. You're right, Sunshine. (tells Rapunzel) (walks away to help Brock) (Pascal squeaks)

There is the Eugene I know. (tells Pascal when he squeaks) (Attila and Vladimir laughing) (Eugene walks to Vladimir, Ulf, Attila and Shorty)

Excuse me. Ahem. Excuse me? Excuse me? Can I get by? Thank you. (put his hands on Vladmir and Ulf to) (Shorty has a Flynn Rider wanted poster on his face)

Shorty

Check out my smolder.

You helped him escaped?

Attila

What? He was funny. (Eugene is mad at Attila, Vladmir and Shorty for letting Brock escape) (Eugene and Rapunzel see that Brock has escaped)

Ooh. (bangs his head on the wood) And he did it the same way I would have done it.

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Quirin! (he tosses a pitchfork to Quirin and the latter catches it) (Eugene is shocked when he sees the Brotherhood mark on Quirin's hand before the latter joins the troops)

Eugene?

Ha. No one can rally up the troops like you. (kisses Rapunzel) Thanks, sunshine.

You're welcome. Huh. You know, all this time, I've never come up with a cute little nickname for you.

Well, I've already got three names and two of them are awful, so I think we're good. (Hamuel squwaks) (Shorty is wrestling Hamuel) Do you really think we stand a chance? Cass has the Moon Stone, the Brotherhood... and we've got (Eugene and Rapunzel are looking at Shorty and Hamuel)

Shorty

(groans) You're being rude!

Not to mention Zhan Tiri. I mean, I don't think any of us are up to fighting an ancient evil demon creature.

Neither was Lord Demanitus. (finished drinking milk) (Rapunzel and Eugene walk back inside the Snuggly Duckling) When I was researching the Scroll, I found out Demanitus banished Zhan Tiri to some kind of netherworld, but the machine he used to do it was dismantled centuries ago.

Can you build it again?

If I had the plans, but Demanitus took his only blueprints to his tomb.

(chuckles) Let me guess: The tomb is thousand years old and no one knows where it is.

Well, I, I wouldn't say no one knows.

I've got a bad feeling about this. (wind blowing) Snow. (echoing): Why did it have to be snow? (going to the tomb with Rapunzel, Pascal, Varian, Kiera, Catalina, Lance and Maximus)

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Shorty

Look at me! I'm a flag! (holding on to the lever before he is sucked inside the portal)

Hey, is everyone o-- (Shorty yells as he is going to be sucked into the portal then it closes while)...kay? (he and his dad are worried about everybody that has been sucked into the portal after Hamuel activated it) (Hamuel flies back to his owner's shoulder)

King Edmund

Well, ain't that a humdinger.

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Guys, I know we've got to get out of here, but is it weird these delicious-looking things are making me hungry? (some food items with eyes float by Lance while he is on a blue giraffe)

Shorty

Not to me. (picks up a weird looking lettuce and a weird looking fish that has a child's head appears from the weird looking lettuce then Shorty eats the weird looking vegetable)

Oh, yeah, I think, I think we're safe. Up here, for a while. (chuckles) What? (Kiera, Catalina, Feldspar, Pete and Stan notice Varian's stripe has become a snake)

KKiera

Uh, V, I don't want to alarm you, but the stripe in your hair, it's alive! (Varian and his stripe that has turned into a snake scream at each other and the alive stripe also has eyes and goggles) (Varian's hair stripe that has turned into a snake is grunting)

Get it off! No, why? (freaks out and runs away after he sees his hair stripe is alive)

Oh, man, I can't look. (closes his eyes with his hands but an eye appears on his goatee) Why can I see this? (twenty-one more eyes appear on him) Why I can still see this? (ton of more eyes continue to appear on him) I shouldn't be able to see this.

King Frederic

(grunts and notices that there is another of him attached at the bottom)

Queen Arianna

Um, Frederic! (she has rabbit ears on her head) (Ruddiger has flowers all over him) (Big Nose's nose has wings after it removed itself from his face) (Pete and Stan are attached to each other)

Shorty

Welcome to my world. (Big Nose's nose fly to him) Oh, hi, Big Nose's big nose. (waves to Big Nose's nose)

I think I know what's going on here. (Monty is bouncing like a ball) (Milton the Goat has a body and arms and legs and feet and hands) This place, it's changing us.

Oh, really, Professor Snakehead? (climbs off the giraffe) How'd you figure that out?

And if we don't get out soon, then these changes could be... (puts his hand on his chin to think)

VSVarian's hair stripe

Irreversible. (Varian notices his hair stripe can talk)