Thom quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Are you guys going to be offended if you come back and it's like...

Organized?

Or gone?

Wow, maybe back up singing isn't such a bad gig after all.

Hey, it's getting better!

No, we're getting drunker!

The vagina is leaving the building.

No, no, we've still got Jai. He has to stay.

I love mirrors.

We can see that.

You know what, we're laying in a random guy's bed.

I know. Feels like old times.

What is that? Wasabi paste?

That's a lot of wasabi.

The kids are going to love that.

That's gonna shut the party down like a bad ferris wheel.

[pushes Carson in the closet] Look! I got the gay guy in the closet!

It's dark in here.

I put in a clear shower curtain.

Awww!

For the love of God!

This apartment is scary, AAAHHHH!

It's time to get rid of the wee one.

Lions and tigers and bad taste, oh my!

[testing out her new married name] Matilda Downey. Jr.

Sounds like a drag queen with a drug problem.

When you look at this color, what feeling does it evoke?

Must die now.

These are horrible!

Sylvia and I made them.

These are delightful!

You know, if you don't have a male role model in your life, bad things can happen.

For example?

[pointing to himself] Poster child!