“Law & Disorder: John V” quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

[sees Ayanna] Oh hi Peanut. Your boyfriend is working on my last gay nerve.

I could get any gay man to cuff me any day of the week, but no, let the real cop do it. [John still can't cuff Carson] I could've fled the scene in like so many ways by now.

Guns don't kill people! Bad fashion does!

Now turn, turn, turn to the camera. What were you doing?

Eating.

What were you eating?

Cake.

And who does that cake belong to?

John and Ayanna.

That's right, and they are...

Straight people.

The vagina is leaving the building.

No, no, we've still got Jai. He has to stay.