Carson quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Let's go to the mall to pick up boys!

Gay, good. Gray, bad.

Let's torch the place!

[about Richard's suits] Single, double, single, single, ugly...

Who says there are no gays in the military? Someone designed the outfit.

Repeat after me - I am worthy of highlights.

Quickly - like bunnies!

[referring to a tight pair of jeans] They're a little bit like a cheap hotel ... no ballroom.

[with his head covered] Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag Queen.

[on seeing a photo of Kevin's glamorous model girlfriend] I like long walks on the beach, leopard-print bikinis, and squalor.

No more musical theater until this room is clean!

Here's a tip for you: when buying a velour tracksuit, stop.

If I didn't know you, I'd try to lure you to a wayside rest area.

We're stressy, we're edgy. Like us running off to Belize together.

[ (climbing into a clear cabinet] Look, I'm a collectable!