Let's go to the mall to pick up boys!
KKyan
(wearing feathers in his hair): I'm feeling my inner Pochantas.
[Ted & Thom are playing with a fishing rod. Thom gets the hook caught in his mouth]
TTed
Look! I caught a fag! I caught a homosexual!
Gay, good. Gray, bad.
CCorrine
Are we in the right house?
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